Things that would fix me:
- a long train ride + books
- a loud concert (in good seats)
- homemade soup + a soft blanket
- several hours in a public library
- an inheritance but no one dies
- spring weather
- a nice swim in a lake (not cold)
- all the billionaires are shot into the sun
- iced coffee
Too bad because I'd finally decided I'll get on stage next time, but only if it's Bawitdaba
18.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times
17.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 2314 🔁 383 💬 26 📌 4I JUST REALIZED THAT RFK QUOTE IS REAL. My god. I know these people are bad but when I saw "I used to snort cocaine off a toilet seat" I assumed it was a) parody and b) secretly true. But saying it aloud? In public?? AR WORK??? Bananas. #germs #murica #howisthisreallife
18.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking at all of the AI slop creeping into my feeds/life, I genuinely can't believe this is a thing people use by choice and are excited about. Feeling particularly discouraged today. Are we doomed? #fuckAI #bringbackcriticalthinking #please #boycottChatGPT
10.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The roof was never an issue beyond a useful pretext for Ford to help his developer pals
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Ontario parents: please read and share and ACT! #halton #toronto #onted #hamont #burlon #education #trusteesmatter #ontarioeducators #oakville #milton #peel
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“FIVE YEAR OLD CLIENT STUCK IN AN IMMIGRATION PRISON”
27.01.2026 03:56 — 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Every single day I read the news, turn to my husband and yell, "How is this real life?!?" before taking a breath and trying to do my job effectively so we can continue to pay our mortgage even though the entire world is on a crash course with hell 🤷♀️
22.01.2026 00:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Greenland calls me Papa
22.01.2026 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Iceland calls me Daddy, too #endtimes
22.01.2026 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
In memory of a dear family friend, Very Reverend Dr. N. Bruce McLeod. ♥️ broadview.org/bruce-mcleod...
16.01.2026 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They still blow my mind, honestly. Remember Gushers? I hated them but they remain embedded in my psyche.
My kid considers himself an instant noodle connaisseur but doesn't know a damn thing about frozen breakfast or '90s snack foods. For shame!
😂😂😂
22.12.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We have a waffle maker at home so I've never bought Eggos, but like, I assumed he knew they were real? I've never bought Pop Tarts but he knew what those were (maybe because kids bring them to school). What else doesn't he know??? Do I have to explain Dunkaroos?!
22.12.2025 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My 13yo son, a child who rarely enters a grocery store, came with me to run an errand today. In the freezer aisle he gasped and went, "wait, Eggo waffles are REAL? I thought they were made up for Stranger Things!"
So anyway they know a lot of stuff but also they don't know some really basic stuff.
How much does it cost to have kids in extracurriculars? A lot—but there are ways to avoid breaking the bank. Here's my latest for MoneySense. www.moneysense.ca/spend/how-mu... #parenting #personalfinance #canada
26.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pro: my kids do their own laundry
Con: this
Overheard my kids laughing hysterically in the living room. Smiled to myself, then realized the 'funny thing' was my son accidentally running a crayon through the dryer for the second time. ("That's sooooo bad," my daughter squealed as they examined a clump of melted wax.) 🤦♀️ #parenting #motherhood
19.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And fuck Elon Musk, obviously
07.11.2025 15:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What I've gathered: Starbucks released a small number of holiday cups that look like the plastic bears honey used to come in, and they are somehow very desirable (??) so people are mad about not getting one?? Because really, what else is there to be mad about/channel your energy into??
Kill me now
The first two news items I saw today involved the words "bearista cup shortage" and "first trillionaire" so please excuse me while I throw myself into the sun #friday #wtf
07.11.2025 15:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tucked along Roncesvalles Avenue in Toronto’s west end, Another Story Bookshop is more than just a cozy neighbourhood bookstore — it’s a literary hub rooted in social justice, equity, and community. #Toronto #SmallBusinessMonth @anotherstoryto.bsky.social
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our logo of a bridge with books weighing it down, now with a tugboat sailing across with a banner that says $5 shipping across Canada
we're still shipping all over Canada for only $5 and we now have a tugboat to help us spread the word! how do we do it? that's really none of your business
05.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 37 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0Baaaaaaaseball #gosports
29.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My husband doesn't golf. He doesn't watch hockey, football or basketball. He truly only wants to watch the Blue Jays in the World Series and now SportsNet is down while the team that is OWNED BY ROGERS leads the game. This is wild, lol. #BlueJays
29.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come on SportsNet, none of us have cable anymore!!!!! #letsgobluejays
29.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does this mean my parents are going to get divorced again?? #1993isback #letsgobluejays
21.10.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Ugh, Carney, BUT NOT IN A CONSERVATIVE WAY."
07.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like any time I express disappointment in Carney I need to include a mention that I wanted someone farther left, not PP. Anyway. UGH, CARNEY. 🤦♀️ #canpoli
07.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
