Sooz Bee

Stuff just never happens at cockcrow anymore.

Absolutely. It literally seems insane to me.

And I'm not even referring to a toxic one, ffs.

JFC, I'm a 64 yr old spinster. NEVER at my loneliest times would the prospect of an "AI boyfriend" have seemed like a reasonable antidote to the loneliness. What the fuck is wrong with people???

I mostly don't believe in "guilty pleasure" music. If you like it, that's all that really matters. But I've been trying to decide on mine anyway & I think maybe it's this one. Other people seem to hate it but I genuinely love it.

TBH, the thing that I love the most about that is Chris's expression. Nine years old (or thereabouts) and he's already glaring at the camera like, "Take another one & I'll crosscheck you into the cheap seats."

I’m the same way about Cubs-Mariners games. A Cubs-Ms World Series would break me.

Screenshot of an Instagram story from Brandon Tanev at the Rogers Centre in Toronto.

Turbo and I are apparently watching the same game. Except he’s actually at the game and he’s probably happier about how it’s going.

My great-uncle Albert had a pick-up & camper like that. Truck was even a green Ford.

Some heroes wear red berets.

I accidentally put twice my normal amount of sugar in my current cup of coffee and, boy howdy is it sweet. 😬

Last call for #fantasyfootball #EPLfantasyfootball #fantasypremierleague

Looks like we're going to have to hope for some Chaos Ball.

Nah. Defenestrate the motherfucker.

Oh my. I didn’t see the earlier posts. I’m so very sorry. They’re with us for far too short a time anyway and to lose her unexpectedly must be devastating. Hugs to you.

Seattle, Chicago, Copenhagen, Tokyo (for my son mostly), and... hmm. Barcelona?

Hard not to be a bit of an Angels fan right now.

Yeah, I remember it. My brother had a subscription when we were kids.

Just so we’re keeping score & everyone understands where we are now: you live in a country where there are two tiers of citizenship, the government is sending people to concentration camps, the president sets the policies of elite universities, & there are security checkpoints in the capital city.

Oh, wow. Tony Conigliaro. I can remember him getting beaned by a baseball & sustaining a really bad eye injury. And that's *all* I remember about him, tbh. I was pretty small when it happened.

I feel like they said he might re-join the Ms for the Phillies series, but I'm not certain.

Ope.

Did that hit above the yellow line? It didn't look like it to me.

a man with a beard wearing a nike hat and jacket Alt: Ted Lasso, Coach Beard and Roy Kent standing on the sidelines with their fingers crossed.

I was *just* getting ready to give up on the Ms & turn over to the Rainiers & the Ms decided to make the top of the 9th interesting.

How does someone that stupid get through med school?

Bitch, the only point you have is the one on the top of your head.

His first game back.

🤞 Hope Amaya's injury isn't as bad as it looked, but I'm singing the song.

I don't think it's true anymore, but it wasn't all that long ago that Buttfluph had a much higher murder rate per capita than Chicago.

Goddammit. Amaya’s first game back and he gets hurt again??? 🤬