Yana

They specifically planned the attack on Christmas Eve. It's literally the foundational plot point of the movie.

I swear everything gives me heartburn Geeze

No I don’t think I will

Lmaooo

😊

The girls are getting downright NASTY over there.

Cornbread and tortillas flying everywhere on the bird app.

It’s truly time for peace 😭

Just a reminder on who won today 😘

At this point in life I just want to be put through the damn mattress

Had my first appointment talking to the lady and I think I may enjoy this.

Magic (feat. T.I.) [Remix] by Future on Apple Music Song · 2012 · Duration 3:30

How did I forget T.I. was on the remix?!? music.apple.com/us/album/mag...

Aaron. Pierre.

It’s starting to become annoying that the jobs I’m qualified for are not it Georgia nor a state I’d consider moving to.

I never heard of that one. I am going to check it out!

I need to stop reading AITA because I never agree with the comments.

never again.
it might sound cliche but you absolutely have to know you’re valuable and worthy.

It hasn’t really hit me that this country, my country, elected a president who wants to dismantle public education.

If I have to get creative to make it taste good then I’ve wasted my money because it should already taste good.

Soooo I hate cooking but I am trying to be better about not eating out so I do frozen stuff from Trader Joe’s. Anyways I was trying a pasta and I was telling someone I hated it and they asked if I doctored it up and I realized something about me… if I have to fix it up I don’t want it.

She was advocating for it lol

The way that there are only 2 appropriate answers

I started my day with an older Black woman fussing at me about condom use and somehow my day has been on an upswing since lol.

Oh baby we bout to be in the DARK AGES fr😭😭😭😭

Enron and the TX grid? Go ‘head a learn how to start a fire y’all

If I paid for a vacation better believe we going to be at the airport 2 hours early..,, if the flight is a 9 am… we there at 7 am…. I don’t wanna hear “That’s too early”… you’ll be alright download some movies or go to sleep and be quiet

This lady at work asked to schedule a coffee chat today to catch up and I really wish these people would just leave me alone. If I told you how I really felt about this job I’d be in a meeting with HR by 4.

That’s why 90% of men’s favorite color is red 😴

Just Lucifer’s minions.

If i knew then what i know now, i would've stayed strangers with a lotttt of people.

This!!! Having a dog with white fur when you have a love of black clothes is a nightmare.

has anybody on the research and development team at the lint roller factory of america ever owned a real pet??? why are they all so WEAK

Had to cancel my car wash membership because no way my car still looks dirty and you nig nogs didn’t rectify it.