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@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social @aabria.bsky.social Please tell me all the Tachonis children were named after the hydrocarbon prefixes!!! We already have Ethrand the second son and Occtis the 8th.

Holding out hope for Hexual Sealing Tachonis the 6th son or daughter. #CriticalRole

Yesssss, it's the veterans who are the problem. Not the lying sack whose directing the VA to deny them services. Go get back in Bezo's pocket from whence you came, WaPo.

Thanks to @aabria.bsky.social for putting on a ttrpg clinic (and the clinic was free) for that first episode of Critical Role Campaign 4. It was awe inspiring. Of course everyone else was awesome but my god do you have to be so awesome at everything with dice, a table, and the truth?

Clingan mugged him and he still finished! Awesome.

When it happens... they're definitely going to try some kind of half-cocked Weekend At Bernie's scenario.

My son: "I think when you get older you're not able to imagine as well. I think you lose something as you age. Like there's less magic. I get to enjoy this now while my imagination is sharp. I would rather attack this training dummy with a sharp blade."

Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.

"Will the Senator yield for a question?"

"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."

"Can I shove the gargoyle?"

"Roll for strength."

"9".

*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*

"temporarily return"?

The days of me thinking this administration is a vague shadow of a bad joke being told by Putin are definitely coming to a middle.

A good amount of Pels fans have the strangest Stockholm syndrome delusions about Zion.

Why, it's not like Zion gives a crap about the team or the fans.

Get 3. Then you can always find 1.

It is better. It's tighter, more focused, the narrative is cohesive and the humor is more consistent. On top of that they made one of the best portrayals of real Sports in media in a hell of a long time. It's a masterpiece that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Give yer balls a tug.

I liked it. It was very theatrical and the choreography with the mashup/medley piece was.... incredible. About halfway I turned to my ol' lady and said that I knew exactly who was going to be mad about this tomorrow... and I was right.

Don't ever talk to me about christianity again for as long as I live. You literally chose the richest man in the world vs. everything Jesus himself told you to take care of.

Thank you NBA trade season for drowning out the worst two weeks of football season: the run up to the Super Bowl.

If you're from the Pacific Northwest and of a particular age, listening to Elliot Smith in 2025 brings a real hit of sadness. Life is hard, but few things are harder than "what could have been".

"Boy I sure am glad Trump got rid of those DEI programs" said Janet as she entered the room for her child's IEP meeting...

My son (age 11) just suggested it was time to "summon the pizza". He then explained that it was a ritual that has material components and is cast by an elder so clearly it was a summoning spell that falls under the Conjuration school of magic.

I can't see the fault in his reasoning.

Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.

God bless

Well many thanks, welcome!

Once you're a parent, you're the ghost of your children's future.

Oh, so that's why my girlfriend suddenly got interested in me today.

I can't imagine this is the first time you've been glad you have your job and not working in tech like me 🤣

Norin the Wary

Sure, seems like a great fit!

We love the show. I went looking for a Re-Slayers Take shirt or merch for my kiddo and I couldn't find any... Seems like an artist could make a few bucks slapping something on a shirt...?