Jennifer Matarese

Uhm. I hope golfers like asbestos.

Given who this nation of nitwits chose the last time we had a national election, I would take being unpopular with them as a fucking compliment.

He's still running for Mayor right? Why would I care how he polls nationally when he's not running for Congress or the Presidency?

“Don’t want to lose SNAP? Tell the Dems to reopen the government!”

SNAP assistance gets cut in the big beautiful bill too.

Healthcare is slashed as well.

They’re withholding food for 40 million Americans to try and force the Dems to sign off on cutting food AND healthcare!

So as I understand it from social media, the World Series is between the Blue Jays and Shohei Ohtani, but to give the Jays a chance to win they handicapped Ohtani by having a bunch of awful players tag along behind him.

Wow, that sounds bad, whoever was president in 2020 should go to lots and lots of prison.

Oh, honey, that’s because we’re all too busy writing the fanfic to hang out in comment sections.

I want homeless people living in the ballroom during the next administration. Don't bulldoze it. Turn it into a shelter. Instead of ignoring and turning away from the most marginalized I want them in a palce next to the president

The right is so fundamentally broken that they've moved all the way over to "Reagan was too woke."

If you see a parent stealing baby formula these next few weeks, you better turn around and shut ya mouth

Which is saying a lot since this is Reagan we’re talking about.

Rob Schneider was born in 1963. Between 1962 and 1965, a rubella epidemic spread in Europe and the U.S. that killed 2,000 American newborns, not to mention ending thousands of pregnancies.

That was also the year the measles vaccine was invented, just to throw that out there.

Don’t want to educate the public, to state plainly that something is facially illegal, bother to explain it ain’t just the ADA violated, it’s the Constitution?

Fuck it. Let’s see what an executive with no constraints looks like. Apparently it’s no one’s job to say illegal things are illegal.

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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I love people going "um, ACTUALLY the main priority comment was in reference to any other renovations" as though that makes it perfectly acceptable for any president's priority to be ripping the White House apart to build a giant gold ballroom even if it's number five thousand on his to do list.

Look, I am no conspiracy theorist, but between destroying two parts of the White House most associated with the First Ladies and fumbling around for $250 million from either donors or the DOJ, I’ve decided to put my money on divorce papers finally being served to him before year’s end.

It’s been said that everyone should work a service job for a year after high school, and I think that’s true but I think it should be a five-year plan including…

- living in another country for a year
- caring for the elderly for a year
- teaching for a year
- surviving as an artist for a year

All I’m picturing is someone handing in one of those enormous checks that you give to charity and whispering, “it’s a big check because it’s a lot of money,” knowing that will make him think it’s real.

Hell, that’s worse than the “get a job” folks. (And what is one supposed to eat until you finally get a paycheck from that job, the wallpaper?)

chan is married to mark zuckerberg, who has helped more than most to destroy US public health & biomedical research capacity, so pardon me if i roll my eyes

As someone who voted for John Fetterman, can some of y’all give Graham Platner a little less leeway about all the bullshit coming out about him before you repeat the mistake Pennsylvania did?

*high five*

Americans want to watch charismatic people solve moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis. That’s it. And a group of fomo execs and techbros who don’t watch TV drove one of the most profitable industries in the US off a cliff rather than accept that.

this didn’t happen and if it did it is also impeachable

1) that's highly illegal. 2) there's no proof the people in those boats are involved in the drug trade 3) in a bunch of cases those boats are not headed for the US 4) it's murder regardless.

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

“telephoto compression”

an FBI official says the alleged NBA gambling ring involves the "Toronto Rangers" (not a real team), which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the quality of their investigation

So is the White House just … not doing Christmas this year? I mean, they just tore down the part of the building where they have it. I don’t see them having it in the private residence or the West Wing. Outside in that area in December? Doubtful.

Some reporter ask them about their Christmas plans.

Fighter jets against the backdrop of a sky with the Idaho state flag and a quote that should say “everyone is an ally until they aren’t” but the spacing makes it look like it says “everyone is anally until they aren’t”

Local legislator displays the importance of kerning