JohnBettermanParody

What’s your position on Gaza these days? It will be important if you’re running again.

I am having a very hard time managing my fury listening to Gisele Fetterman doing a media circuit on a book tour for a book about a politics of "tenderness."

She's clearly a kind-hearted person but it tries my patience hearing her talk about tenderness while partnered with a genocide advocate

Nobody Wants To Talk About John Fetterman And Buzz Bissinger's Pricey Memoir Project | Defector In January 2024, Semafor media reporter Max Tani published a small scoop: Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman and writer Buzz Bissinger (most famous for authoring Friday Night Lights) were working tog...

@johnfetterman.com can’t even write his own memoir. Ghostwriter Buzz Bissinger, in the writing process, “went from believing the Pennsylvania senator was a legitimate presidential candidate to believing he should no longer be in office at all—and Bissinger’s concerns have only grown of late.”

I fixed @johnfetterman.com ‘s new book cover. “Unfettered” does not accurately describe his mind, clothes, or office staffing crisis.

“It’s not a genocide, you know, that’s just not the case.” - @johnfetterman.com, a man so confident in his judgment he got in his truck, drove with a loaded shotgun, hunted down a black jogger dressed like Mike Tomlin in January, held him at gunpoint, and never admitted he was wrong.

Out now.

The situation in Gaza is tragic enough that I wish ill on John Fetterman for cheerleading it. I don’t wish ill on anyone. I just want him to feel for one second the hunger the starving children or mourning parents feel. No lighthearted posts for awhile.

@fetterman.senate.gov doesn’t deserve an immigrant wife.

Fetterman Says Zohran Mamdani's 'Not Even A Democrat.' Critics Say, 'Look Who’s Talking' Many found Fetterman's comments to be rich, coming from someone whose positions have been inching towards the center since he was elected in 2022.

Article: www.huffpost.com/entry/fetter...

“Pot meets kettle,” one X user wrote under a clip of the senator’s chat with Fox.
“Look who’s talking,” someone else said.
“Bro, neither are you,” replied another.

@johnfetterman.com @fetterman.senate.gov lol

@itcanhappenhere.bsky.social ICE must be destroyed.

“If you are here, you are damned lucky and privileged to be here. You should want to be here, and if you don’t want to be here, leave,” Boyle said. @fetterman.senate.gov

Article: www.politico.com/live-updates...

Inspiring words from the greatest, most hard-working Senator Israel has ever had.

I’m sure Shapiro would appoint someone ASAP. He probably has somebody (maybe Austin Davis? Malcom Kenyatta?) ready to step in. Just an outsider looking in, I can’t believe the state party isn’t all-in on begging him to resign like Matt Roan in Cumberland County. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

@johnfetterman.com you could just resign, bud.

Maybe an Israeli newspaper covering this will seep through @johnfetterman.com ‘s dense head and black heart?

It’s ableist to say the stroke changed @johnfetterman.com I stand by the theory that he got heartburn and the poops from zaatar, chilis, and turmeric sometime during his Senate race and took it all out on hating the Arabs, Latinos, and Persians.

It really takes a war criminal to know a war criminal.

@johnfetterman.com you were elected to be US Senator, not Newsmax sinfluencer.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that all to the poor
Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait till their judgment day comes
- Ozzy Osbourne, Boomer sage

@johnfetterman.com ‘s kink is watching war footage of bombs he sent Netanyahu. Not to kink-shame during Pride Month, but…