Aw, she's sprout a flowah!
30.05.2025 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Aw, she's sprout a flowah!
30.05.2025 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know my mom wouldn't want me to lay here and mope, but her passing and mother's day shouldn't of been back to back then😑
12.05.2025 05:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I chose the dress, lulz.
04.05.2025 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate having to choose between keeping toilet paper in the house vs buying a cute dress on sale.
01.05.2025 04:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been watching a lot of animal reels, especially birds. Something about wings and taking flight. Freedom would be so nice right now.
29.04.2025 07:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ok, I'm gonna try a dumb joke.
What do you call it when David Bowie jumps into a French river?
.... A lad in Seine.
(ducks tomatoes)
Oop 🤫
20.04.2025 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh they'd definitely have him deported.
17.04.2025 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck this guy. Someone find him a smushed armadillo on the highway to keep him busy.
16.04.2025 21:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is a clover, I think?
16.04.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Spring is springing and I'm IDing plant life outside the house. According to search engine, it's a pineapple guava something something.
16.04.2025 18:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0