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CK DEXTER HAVEN !!!

A Philadelphia Story always inspires me to master the trans-Atlantic accent.

Just for the bit. “My! She was yarrrrr.”

tron ares is by far the best nine inch nails music video in the canon

charlie is the hottest person on twilight

Folks had some valid criticisms of Stranger Things, but I still liked it.

Apparently, you can do whatever you want w/out congressional approval: invade countries, sprinkle death & destruction in your path, take lives, homes & resources—no one (especially not the great human rights liberator Democrats) will stop you. Be a complete demon. There isn't a spine in the bunch!

y’all are begging us so hard to see marty supreme that imma make sure to not see it at all.

in chappell roan’s defense, I thought brigitte bardot was already dead.

i would take a bullet for my eyelash lady.

“99.9% of what's called activism is really personal exhibitionism and brand maintenance in disguise.”

Bugonia
2025
Yorgos Lanthimos

I've never before had to fight an angel, but I suggest you take off your coat and put up your dukes.

after watching Sarah Squirms, not sure whether to copy her haircut and start a cult of worship, ask her to marry me, or vomit up demons for twelve hours in a twisted lynchian-style atahuasca ceremony

a black and white cat face with a big smile on it ALT: a black and white cat face with a big smile on it

Batman Returns is a Christmas movie.
No I will not explain.

very validating that even rachel zoe tried to accessorize with a labubu.

Tic tac tow

Heathcliffe is described by Brönte's as a dark skinned gypsy with connections to the Caribbean. give me that film and i'll watch it.

Watched Roofman about the dude who embodied every kid's dream from the '90s: living inside the Toys R Us store for a few months and living off of peanut butter M&Ms

okay so flea's new jazz album is pretty good.

take a page out of Jeff Buckley’s book and write a lady some poetry

even the vegetables don’t like him

I don't actually want/need to know what Quentin Tarantino thinks about every single thing.

Just finished the Netflix series Wayward and mostly I came here to say that Mae Martin is very hot.

I love watching movies from the 70s because everyone has yellow teeth.

It is a universal truth that arranging an extended family portrait session with multiple schedules will cause several folks, from ages 0-90, to spiral into mental breakdowns by the time the camera clicks.

Some democrats told me how awful I was for not trusting the DNC after they facilitated a genocide. They begged me to continue voting for a party that would fight for our rights. Is the party in the room with us now? Today proves that these are not our friends—a feckless party with zero substance.

Does Van Jones realize how embarrassing he is?

Not that it needs reiterating, but Patricia Arquette once again showcases a master class of acting in Murdaugh: Death in the Family.

The irony of 2 women attending Trump's Mar-a-Lago Halloween party, to karaoke sing Chappell Roan's Pink Pony Club, a song written by a queer woman about queer safety and acceptance at drag clubs, in front of the ghouls actively putting queer folks & women in danger, takes stupidity to the next level

jd vance is really out here throwing his wife and kids under the bus to simp for fascism.

he might be the biggest sellout soulless ghoul in modern US political history. And that really says something with Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio competing for second place.

Dear people who have money to travel, how?