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Not that it needs reiterating, but Patricia Arquette once again showcases a master class of acting in Murdaugh: Death in the Family.

The irony of 2 women attending Trump's Mar-a-Lago Halloween party, to karaoke sing Chappell Roan's Pink Pony Club, a song written by a queer woman about queer safety and acceptance at drag clubs, in front of the ghouls actively putting queer folks & women in danger, takes stupidity to the next level

jd vance is really out here throwing his wife and kids under the bus to simp for fascism.

he might be the biggest sellout soulless ghoul in modern US political history. And that really says something with Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio competing for second place.

Dear people who have money to travel, how?

the same crowd that was upset when obama wore a tan suit one time are just fine with the white house being demolished.

JD Vance has to know that we can all see that he blatantly lies, right?

i'm like several months behind: the new lady gaga album slaps.

why would anyone care what Jillian Michaels thinks about politics?

lana del rey attempting to cancel trans woman ethel cain for body shaming comments from 7 years ago— when she just married a trump supporter sure is something.

once upon a time there was a taco truck guy that always came to our parking lot everyday for lunch hour. now he is no longer around. i am very sad and i miss the taco truck very much. i hope he is doing okay.

At first, I was annoyed that my husband woke me up at 5:30 am this morning with noises from the kitchen, but then I ended up taking my dog for a walk, stretching, practicing my taekwondo kicks, and writing a bit before getting ready for work. Forced matutinal efficiency isn't so bad after all.

kyle maclachlan has always been so likable because his main M.O. always seemed to be embodying the weirdest, goofiest, whackiest caricatures, first and foremost, before he was ever going to lean on solely being the symmetrically faced hot guy.

The US is arming a literal genocide, has blocked international action against that genocide, and has now started a war with a sovereign nation by bombing some power plants its own intelligence reports are simply power plants - all on behalf of the country committing genocide.

watched the Brett Favre documentary.

what a shitbag that guy.

me: remember when Kanye West was cool… and not a Nazi?

fiancé: barely

I’ve had the privilege of introducing the concept of and explaining the ethics behind the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster — TWICE this week — to young folks who had no idea.

pretty sure I changed their lives.

Imagine being Marco Rubio, son of a man who fled Cuba as a refugee to protect his family, testifying during a hearing that he is okay with Trump's policy of disappearing brown folks without due process, while also granting asylum to privileged white South African farmers. Rubio has sold his soul.

jimmy carter placed his family’s peanut farm in Georgia into a blind trust and transferred ownership before his presidency so there wouldn’t be any conflict of interest or personal financial gain while he was in office.

anyway, my boomer relatives who voted for Trump tell me he was a bad president

remember when we all thought arcade fire was really cool and then we found out that Win Butler was being a creep to women?

real disappointing.

was hoping for a black or indigenous pope, but we did get a dude from chi-town USA

I'm old enough to remember when Dan Quayle misspelled potato and it almost ended his career.

Now the president can say things like, “By not trading, we're losing nothing. So we're saving a trillion dollars. That's a lot.”

Ah yes—just like I “save” on groceries by starving to death.

the more that adult men complain about rachel zeigler, the more likely I am to make sure to see every single film she is in the weekend it is released in theaters.

keep it up, sad sacks.

how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

the other night at the remi wolf concert, the opening band, dana and alden, had a great song dedicated to norman finkelstein and that made me very happy and hopeful.

thx @dana_and_alden for being cool

awkward that standing up to tyranny did not include voting against more bombs for Israel today. cool grandstanding though, cory!

don't mind me, just looking for some high-quality eugene v debs and john brown t-shirts to wear all the time . . .

Cory Booker actually did something. More of this from democrats, please.

well I guess every deck comes with two jokers, don’t it?

do I have the patience to sit through the timothee chalamet bob dylan movie or nah

sir, we all have cats we'd rather be playing with right now, okay? we're doing our very best