I hate that it is reality AND a bit.

How many vacations did Kavanaugh get from this particular contractor I wonder? Or maybe this guy is the one that cleared his debts when he was confirmed

Hypocrisy isn't a bug it's a feature

It's so funny that he still thinks there is a point where he bootlicks enough to get an invite to the country club. It would be a precious naivety if he wasn't RUNNING THE FBI! Looks like even running the FBI the solution to that puzzle will forever be unsolvable to him.

It’s his day.

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

Someone's having some big fee-fees that he's never had to learn to deal with

I hate that he had the audacity to brag about it because he knew his loyal drones would never dare question him

A dumpster, disguised as a cyber truck, being towed away amidst the shutdown.

My God. The shutdown has gotten so bad waste disposal has begun repo-ing the dumpsters!

The list of things he does know could fit in a skeet with characters left.

Why won't anyone stop cellulite Caligula?!

China is building high speed cross country maglev trains while our president is currently being stupefied by middle school physics.

It's too early and I'm not caffeinated enough for trump levels of stupidity.

Cuomo: Enormous list of scandals, corruption, and assault allegations.

Mamdani: One time, in highschool, he promised us juice and we never got that juice.

They're just embarrassing themselves at this point.

Well eyes are the window to the soul so that makes sense

Was this a hallucination!? An acid trip!? WTF was that even supposed to be!?!?

Oh you're one of THOSE guys. I'm guessing you are legally required to NOT live within a certain distance of schools right?

a close up of a man with curly hair saying i 'm getting one ALT: a close up of a man with curly hair saying i 'm getting one

Whoa whoa whoa, it can also be a Sega Saturn?!

And if we know ANYTHING about the quality Elon's companies output, after pissing through $700 billion in investment there will be 3 robots. One won't turn on, one won't be able to walk on its own, and the 3rd will be a guy in a suit.

Welp, looks like no Subnautica 2 for me now. (Not that I had much faith in it coming out at this point anyway)

Ah good. We're at the can't tell the difference between TV, movies, and reality part of dementia.

Fan-freaking-tastic

Wallachia. He's being sent to hunt Dracula.

I love that subtle "yeah exactly" that got snuck in at the end there

That is literally less work than I do for my gym warm-up. Absolutely pathetic.

Bunch of white supremacists that need ICE branded Rascals. JFC 🙄

She really should try and get back everything she spent on that law degree. They did her NO favors by passing her.

Blake Roman has become Tom Holland, and now Richard Horvitz is going to have to sit with him in every upcoming interview.

Okay, look, I'm saving for the Executor class but my Christmas bonus was a little small this year

Mute account, block account, refresh page, in that order.

A poster showing a weeping skull wearing a red hat. The skeleton is holding a smartphone that is showing no comments, shares, or likes, as though no one is interacting with its posts. The text on the poster reads "This account does not feed trolls. Block and move on."

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!

🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!

✅ #BlockAndMoveOn

YES!! I don't know which I like better, the Goro, or the Ichiban.