not actually chibi robo

nvm they didn't fall out of my pocket they were just in another pocket!!! never fall on thy blade

i bought a brass shoe horn with a unicorn head on it at a gay thrift store in long beach 5 years ago and if I don't use it regularly I can feel my ancestral dandies and fops frown and go tsk tsk at me

infinity nikki video game screenshot of a fishing ability custom look, where the character is dressed like an old man with glasses, short grey hair, and a masculine tan, brown, and blue outfit.

i found him. finite nicholas #infinitynikki

lost 2 pink glitter nail press-ons whilst i was journeying the path of the sword

being a Costumes person is all fun and games until I have to don a dress and mask just to take out the trash bc no one not a single neighbor can catch me appearing normie on halloween

nothing gold can stay. it's the beginning of a new end lads, my first pair of demonias are showing slight cracks + flaking after 5 years of beloved wear & behated tear. the grief starts now

i thought they were playing buffy at the club and got So So Hype but it was some other shit with anthony head in it and that was an incredible let down

huge W for androgyny & not imagining things. finally confirmed SOMEONE unknown started a rumor @ the farmer's market that i exclusively use they/them, in spite of me spending 3 years every week attaching a "she/her" pronoun pin to my volunteer apron. i knew i was getting forcethemmed in woke city!?!

spiking my baja blast with tap water just to:
1. keep things interesting
2. shake things up
3. zag on em
4. feel something

i prayed to st. utena for guidance and she told me to start crossdressing

watched the first utena musical with my cat she loved it she thought touga was hot. he was, but she wasn't really paying attention to the nuances of anthy's lyrics or how well the shadow girls were adapted

getting a boob job then wearing a binder just to keep things interesting

Big HEMA is plotting against me, they're making their intro classes & membership way too accessible + enticing for me to ignore, especially now that I'm post-RGU, primed for dueling. cheerleading was such a psychological sport which may be why I liked it, perchance grand swordfights can compare...?

one thing you can count on me for is to always keep moving, always continue, always progress. I will reinvent myself and my world as many times as I please, as many times as it takes. that's why, revolutionary girl utena as a mythic st- *I am pulled off stage by a large hook, once again*

i just found out i can text my local radio station weird requests and they'll fulfill them like. instantly. i feel like an ancient godking commanding the bards to play

I'm a fan of chiikawa for political reasons

it's a shame that "woman who pretends to be a man and entertains other women with flirting" isn't a job I can apply to locally because I have been training all my life for that one actually, from club penguin up until the current day, that's like 20 years of experience in the industry

poison is one of the most gender fluids

sorry for what I said. I had scurvy

I'll eat an orange like an evolutionary ancestor to the human race. I'll eat an orange like thick pussy

this is about to go nasty fucking crazy hard *cuts an orange from my fridge into 6 slices*

im fucked up off ramen broth right now don't trust a word that i utter

my old paradim was called "angler fishtianity" where god was, you guessed it, a celestial angler fish. with jesus as his danglybob head dealio and the light emanating from it? that's holy fuckin spirit babey #myparadim

my new religion is that the christian heavenly father totally doesn't exist but jesus definitely is god. the holy spirit and mother mary were just cookin something up real special. i blaspheme in new and interesting ways. i call this the woke trinity even tho it still doesn't pass the bechdel test 😔

no! you caught sight of my melancholic soul!

no I'm not fucking "tsundere" I'm doing Kismesis shit and that's WORSE!!!!!

hanging out under your bed with your cat is like attending a temple of ritual significance

my horny ass could NOT learn jiu jitsu

i was in the talented and gifted program, on the path of the sword

Mohgwyn's Sacred Spear Triden of Mohg, Lord of Blood. A sacred spear that will come to symbolize his dynasty. As well as serving as a weapon, it is an instrument of communion with an outer god who bestows power upon accursed blood. The mother of truth desires a wound.

i only known nightreign rn but i rlly cant wait to learn more abt this mother🩸💅👠 because her weapon is indeed serving