Fay Irwin (pen name)

Wait until you get to write "major deal." 🥰

"I have replaced all imperial terms with the appropriate SI units," the sorceress said with a skilometer.

Thanks! Now I just need to turn it into a book!

Tai is so adorable. Love this!

Is it possible to base an entire book on a pun? We'll find out...

What We Do in the Shadows X Fido = THE RUNNING DEAD

When a small town's high school track team turns into zombies,
apathetic vampire Fred reluctantly teams up with an inexperienced vampire slayer and a high school teacher to protect his food source - er, his fellow citizens.

#QuestPit #W #A #F

Mood board depicting dark, campy vampire aesthetic with a silhouette of Dracula. Headline reads "Who Wants to Be Dracula's Bride" with tagline "This season's to die for".  

A DOWRY OF BLOOD x THE BACHELOR

Holland only agrees to date Dracula on TV to boost her influencer career. When producer manipulation goes too far, she tries to leave, but finds the eliminated girls haven’t been sent home—they’ve been fed on.

#questpit #W #A #H #comedy

Dark blue poster background with a cartoon of a pink and silver pressure cooker. Text: ChemPortal A romantic sci-fi Two awkward scientists just want to be left alone to build a lawnmower. Instead, thy find themselves battling time, powerful corporations, and doomsday cults to save the world from starvation. Fay Irwin

If Andy Weir and Ali Hazelwood co-wrote a book, it would be CHEMPORTAL. This scifi romcom with real chemistry features:
💥Explosions (real and figurative)
📻Science (mis)communication
🥰Enemies to lovers
👨‍👩‍👧‍👧Complex family dynamics
⚛️ #Steminist history
💪ND and LGBTQ rep

#QuestPit #A #Q #SF #R

Ali Hazelwood meets Andy Weir in CHEMPORTAL, a sci-fi romcom with real chemistry.

Enemies to lovers, mistaken identities, science (mis)communication, and multiple explosions feature in this tale of two scientists faced with preventing global famine.

#QuestPit #A #SF #R #LGBTQ #ND

Thanks! I feel like I'm finally putting my PhD in chemistry to good use.

(Kidding.)

The title says WITHOUT committing murder. Is it false advertising???!

Go, Sylvester!

It's all a metaphor for OCD. 🔥

Haven't gotten there yet, but can I guess: laid?

I repeat: I love this for you.

I also repeat: Squee!!

So adorable. Yet frightening. Love it.

Woohoo! I love checking science facts. Except when don't know the answer, which is common. Then I hate checking science facts.

But I want to read HAT regardless.

Entertaining myself is my primary reason for doing most things. I hope you get super famous and sell morel merch. 100% would buy.

A dark-haired, pale-skinned girl looks up uncertainly at the viewer. She is dressed in a dark gray dress with a white collar and apron. “Stolen Magic” is written in white text across the image.

To free a girl who’s lost her memories to a ruthless duchess, Vreta must reveal her deepest secret: her mind magic. But she risks losing the trust of the man she’s come to love—and losing her identity to the duchess’s power.

#QuestPit #Q #A #F #RF

This sounds so sweet. And that character art... holy multi-talented, batman.

The moodboard is gorgeous, and the pitch is🔥
Want to read.

Sylvester Biskup: Hero, Mage, Greatest Wizard of His Age & Chronically Single

But who needs dates when you are on the edge of becoming the next Chancellor of Corvid’s Inlet University.

If he can secure a huge donation from the wealthiest man in town... who's also his ex...

#Q #A #F #RF

Poor, deluded Sylvester. He needs a reality check and all the hugs.

"I'm agented. It's no big deal."

(Seriously, I love this for you so much. Squee!)

How long until Smoochpit revisions are done? (I know, I know, they've barely started. But this book needs to be OUT THERE.)

Dark blue poster background with a cartoon of a pink and silver pressure cooker. Text: ChemPortal A romantic sci-fi Two awkward scientists just want to be left alone to build a lawnmower. Instead, thy find themselves battling time, powerful corporations, and doomsday cults to save the world from starvation. Fay Irwin

If Andy Weir and Ali Hazelwood co-wrote a book, it would be CHEMPORTAL. This scifi romcom with real chemistry features:
💥Explosions (real and figurative)
📻Science (mis)communication
🥰Enemies to lovers
👨‍👩‍👧‍👧Complex family dynamics
⚛️ #Steminist history
💪ND and LGBTQ rep

#QuestPit #A #Q #SF #R

This is amazing.

Thanks! Gotta sneak puns in wherever I can. And sometimes they even work!

Thank you! Better than "Still Untitled Story" for sure.

You're queer-ying! Yaaaaay!!