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jensen, '95, they/them, not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you (@moons_of_avalon on twt)

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Winner of the most recent patron idea poll.

Bit gay NGL

01.12.2024 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6774    ๐Ÿ” 1389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

i mean hopefully we were already not buying SB because we don't support zionism

23.12.2024 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can never seem to find it ๐Ÿ˜ญ

12.12.2024 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we doing freaky incest shit over here yet or nah??

12.12.2024 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a walking dilophosaurus with feathers like an emu

a walking dilophosaurus with feathers like an emu

two styracosaurs kicking up dust, having zoomies

two styracosaurs kicking up dust, having zoomies

two dino sketch comms done - a dilophosaurus and styracosaurs havin' zoomies

11.12.2024 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
11.12.2024 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26431    ๐Ÿ” 7332    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50
A screenshot for an Amazon listing for a green Luigi beanie, showing that 100,000+ were bought today (implying popular support for shooter Luigi Mangione, who killed the CEO of United Healthcare.)

A screenshot for an Amazon listing for a green Luigi beanie, showing that 100,000+ were bought today (implying popular support for shooter Luigi Mangione, who killed the CEO of United Healthcare.)

This is not the "V for Vendetta" Alan Moore wrote, but it is the one we deserve.

10.12.2024 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6013    ๐Ÿ” 1933    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

โ€œillegal shipsโ€ have you ever felt the nice breeze of the early morning on your skin and the loving touch of a human being

12.12.2024 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 576    ๐Ÿ” 272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Star Trek Deep Space 9: What if the Nazis ran a shopping mall but now theyโ€™re gone and you have to be in charge of the mall

10.03.2024 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Omg I almost missed it. Happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!

10.12.2024 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey youโ€™re probably doing a pretty good job considering the everything out there every day

10.12.2024 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 291    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

incredible name for an omegaverse onlyfans account

10.12.2024 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

even better when they are actually the father ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

09.12.2024 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guilty perverts who are like โ€œIโ€™m old enough to be your dadโ€ and 20 minutes later end up grunting โ€œwhoโ€™s your daddy?โ€ as they slam it in are very important to me

09.12.2024 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 302    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

You gotta make art that sucks in order to make art that fucks

05.12.2024 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11381    ๐Ÿ” 4885    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 100
ratsofftoya

"fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach"

ratsofftoya

Image: statue of Diogenes:"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
-Diogenes of Sinope"
direct action

t-nwo

"How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?"

ratsofftoya

"how about you eat my shit and hair"

ratsofftoya "fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach" ratsofftoya Image: statue of Diogenes:"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. -Diogenes of Sinope" direct action t-nwo "How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?" ratsofftoya "how about you eat my shit and hair"

02.11.2024 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2469    ๐Ÿ” 712    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
It's Shut The Fuck Up Saturday.

The scene from Terminator 2: Judgment Day where the kid with the mullet (Danny Cooksey,) instinctively saves John Connor's ass by lying to the T-1000 cop, Robert Patrick.

It's Shut The Fuck Up Saturday. The scene from Terminator 2: Judgment Day where the kid with the mullet (Danny Cooksey,) instinctively saves John Connor's ass by lying to the T-1000 cop, Robert Patrick.

Remember:

07.12.2024 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 402    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
"Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day."

A cute little hamster is making you coffee.

"Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day." A cute little hamster is making you coffee.

07.12.2024 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 315    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Simpsons "Don't Make Me Tap The Sign" Bus driver meme, but the sign says "Let every dirty, lousy tramp arm himself with a revolver or a knife, and lay in wait on the steps of the palaces of the rich and stab or shoot the owners as they come out." as the quote from Lucy Parsons goes.

Simpsons "Don't Make Me Tap The Sign" Bus driver meme, but the sign says "Let every dirty, lousy tramp arm himself with a revolver or a knife, and lay in wait on the steps of the palaces of the rich and stab or shoot the owners as they come out." as the quote from Lucy Parsons goes.

07.12.2024 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 236    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
syakesan on tumblr on October 25, 2023:

"America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"
no healing, no living, go KILL"

syakesan 5 hours ago:

"This post was really fucking funny in hindsight"

syakesan on tumblr on October 25, 2023: "America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun" no healing, no living, go KILL" syakesan 5 hours ago: "This post was really fucking funny in hindsight"

07.12.2024 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1362    ๐Ÿ” 394    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Tahmel Morton, the little girl reporter from Wonder Showzen interviewing a Wallstreet trader: "Today we're learning about Wall Street. When the revolution comes, where will you hide?"

Tahmel Morton, the little girl reporter from Wonder Showzen interviewing a Wallstreet trader: "Today we're learning about Wall Street. When the revolution comes, where will you hide?"

07.12.2024 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2026    ๐Ÿ” 473    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

picard should've gotten fucked by de-evolved worf. make him take one for the team

08.12.2024 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can u believe Data didn't fix his damn cat??

08.12.2024 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i get it. having an IV in makes me feel physically ill but i've endured it the couple times i've needed to be sedated for a procedure ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

07.12.2024 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

better than dying from your swollen brain being crushed up against your skull!!!

07.12.2024 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well yeah they did most everything without anesthesia back in the day, on account of anesthesia not having been invented

07.12.2024 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people are saying otherwise?!?

07.12.2024 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A screenshot of an Instagram post from Moo Dengโ€™s zookeeperโ€™s. The baby hippo is emerging from a pile of grass and leaves with her head high, she somehow looks like sheโ€™s doing a modeling stance.

A screenshot of an Instagram post from Moo Dengโ€™s zookeeperโ€™s. The baby hippo is emerging from a pile of grass and leaves with her head high, she somehow looks like sheโ€™s doing a modeling stance.

Moo Deng continues to be absolutely perfect.

07.12.2024 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ppl losing their minds over this as if craniotomies aren't still preformed to this day

07.12.2024 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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