Juicero, Gritty⦠they all consume my thoughts
21.01.2025 05:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The trick is to never be witty to start with π
19.11.2024 06:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A photo of a buff snowman from the movie Hot Frosty with the subtitle βmystical chimes tinklingβ
Me trying to think up funny posts for Bluesky
18.11.2024 23:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm so deep in the Lindsay Lohan/Lacey Chabert Netflix Christmas Cinematic Universe, I canβt even see the surface anymore
18.11.2024 04:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sheβs officially moved to bluesky folks!
16.11.2024 02:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβll never understand why people say theyβre getting their ducks in a rowβ¦
Me? Iβm getting my quacks in a stack π
Excellent profile pic ;)
10.07.2023 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Coming back to reply three days late is the REAL Bluesky experience π€
10.07.2023 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But does the Barbie movie have a sub plot about the grey-import knock off doll called something like Bimbie who wore an ill-stitched holographic polyester dress over her mildly translucent plastic legs? Because if not, it is not the Barbie movie of MY suburban β90s Australian upbringing
10.07.2023 20:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg it was immediately so iconic. Love love love
10.07.2023 20:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have gathered up my bad jokes in a spotty handkerchief, tied them to my hot take bindle and hitched a ride in the old-timey train carriage that is Bluesky. Goodbye Twitter dust bowl. Hello new friends. I look forward to trading stories with you while some toothless guy in the corner plays jaw harp
02.07.2023 18:14 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0