The Massachusetts Spy

How about "Declare victory and go home?"

(I'd put ten units on it at +125)

Good thing we have the ADL fighting for us every day!

"That's the most inspirational statement I've ever heard" - all Rupert Murdoch sock puppets on Fox "News"

And 4) After saying insane crusader bullshit, they then turn around and call Iranians religious lunatics.

But this is not hypocrisy, it the self-favoring moral viewpoint at the root of all reactionary philosophies.

The good news for Lindsey is that disbarment wouldn’t prevent her from serving as the new host of @cbsmornings.bsky.social

It ain’t no mystery
If it’s politics or history
The thing you gotta know is
Everything is show biz

- M. Brooks (or perhaps it was George Orwell)

Her work is done and "Corey's assistant" needs new batteries

I hear Kristi “Mile High Club” Noem will soon need a new gig.

Time for the Democrats to get rid of the consultants. If you need a consultant to tell you what to talk about you shouldn't be running.

Immigration status?

The same polling shows that Democratic primary voters would rather have boiling hot lead poured over them than listen to more plutocrat-funded Third Way twaddle from bulls****ers like Rahm Emanuel and Mark "Lumpy" Penn.

If you're a Maine voter who believes that the Congress should outsource to a demented corrupt vicious pedophile the decision whether to commit American blood and treasure to an unneeded war of choice, then Susan Collins is the Republican Senator for you!

#mesen

He will claim immunity under the Constitution's Speech, Debate, and Beatdown Clause

Yes putting the US Navy in grave danger of attack from short-range Iranian weapons in the narrow Strait of Hormuz is a genius decision that will once again get unanimous Republican support.

If I were Dunkin' Donuts, I'd state that we are redoubling our commitment to public health by handing out to each purchaser of an iced regular the recommended vaccine schedule of the American Academy of Pediatrics.

A good reminder that the iron law of Republican rule is that each replacement is worse than their predecessor.

Montana Republican Steve Daines drops Senate re-election bid minutes before deadline Trump ally Daines confirms resignation and withdraws bid for a third term, saying: ‘It is time for new leaders’

His work is done.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

US may not have capacity to take down full barrage of Iranian drones, officials warn Chair of joint chiefs of staff and others in classified meeting said Iran is trying to get US to spend its munitions

Who could have predicted that after arming Russia for four years with thousands of attack drones, Iran would use attack drones?

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

One problem the Mad King regime is having is that media and pundits aren’t being dazzled by the supposed wisdom of Wise Men like Rummy and Dead-eye Dick Cheney, and aren’t buying the adolescent ravings of Pete Hegseth and his speechwriter Jack Daniels.

Thank you! I've been making this argument to my friends and family, but few agree.

I blame liberal campus elites for shaming and shunning conservatives like these just for expressing their values.

Gee, who could have guessed that gutting the State Department at the whim of Ketamine Leon, combined with incompetent failures to plan, would have led to hundreds of thousands of Americans trapped in war zones?

I’d argue that by caving to the Mad King by voting against the Iran War Resolution, Republicans own this debacle for a generation.

It was the same rationale relied upon by George W. Bush and the Republicans 23 years ago, but for some reason the sequel isn’t doing nearly as well at the box office.

Conservatism has no non-negotiable principles except bigotry, misogyny, and homophobia.

I read it as “Where am I?”

In response Jewish Republicans said bupkis

🔥

Thank you white voters!

Ooh ooh I know this one: over 40 years of neocon bs about going to war to overthrow anyone in the Middle East that Netanyahu doesn't like got us into this. And you helped immensely!