BigBangMike

There will always be people with no magic trying to tell you what to do with yours.

Another PJ set. This one isn’t exactly a hotel though. But I do feel like every pompous white dude in a movie seconds away from a gruesome shadowy demise.

Record bear attacks in Japan you can look it up.

A very formal good night.

You may have already known this. But I didn’t. And if you were like me… now like me… you are like them?

Martial Arts is the practice of being humbled. You are never as good as you think you are. The image you’ve created of yourself in your head isn’t reality. Martial Arts allows you to live, however briefly and brutally, authentically.

DJT may have been right about one thing. The world IS laughing at us. 🤷‍♂️

Still not gonna do it though… just in case.

Will get outta bed for chocolate.

Am I what sir mix a lot was singing about in Japan?

Feel ironic but in an Alanis Morissette kinda way.

Sayonara

I love fighting because there are rules. But the rules only exist if…

Schrödinger’s rules.

I’m going on an adventure!!!!!

I don’t know why my brain does this.

I’ll even buy you a KFC Xmas bucket.

Imagine thinking Elon Musk earned a Trillion dollars? What a fucken loser that person must be.

If you’re looking to roast a co worker or insult an athlete.

Japan I hear is a pretty cash based society and I wanna avoid charging service fees to convert.

You’ve ruined it.

I blame the Portuguese.

Okay grandpa.

Did I just get my law degree?

What are you talking about?

Ascots are too cool to not be worn by most people.

Yes please.

If you know you know.

Score.

Boo. And not in a fun way. In “aw man” kinda way.

Mr.305!