Can I interest you in a conflict?
03.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can I interest you in a conflict?
03.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I always explain things in ways you can understand.
02.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s hard out here for a pimp.
02.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No Huey.
No News.
No Service.
Oops
23.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If the crimes in these files were committed by poor people we wouldn’t be able to escape the perp walks and mug shots.
16.02.2026 06:28 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0It’s weird that the world is run by pedophiles and tomorrow is just “Monday”.
16.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sorry to flex parents. I still love Lou
15.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0No spoilers.
14.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Doesn’t it feel that way?
13.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Good job dad.
12.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I think that my wife thinks that I can’t fight because my armpits are ticklish. Is that something I need to talk to a therapist about or is the fact that I wonder that healthy enough?
12.02.2026 07:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If no one else will say it. I will. Im sick of holding my tongue for your “feelings”
11.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can we get Bad Bunny to read the Epstein files so that Fox News viewers will finally be mad about them?
11.02.2026 06:06 — 👍 27 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0Maybe my wife can dress up too and we can be in an “I told you so” style kind of argument.
10.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We didn’t plan this correctly
09.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Where’s the lie?
08.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Trying to sell me a house for 700k that you bought for a jar of pickled olives. You guys are wild.
06.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The proof is in the pudding conspiracy theorist.
05.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do you want to be the nations you criticize?
04.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just lemme write with my left too
03.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He could have been anything and he went well out of his to make spiders work.
02.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dear God. Thank you for answering my prayer. But that was the wrong actor from Home Alone 2.
31.01.2026 01:56 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0🧊
30.01.2026 16:52 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
“My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got funds hun.”… or however it goes. Congrats to Nicki Minaj for apparently receiving a golden visa today.
30.01.2026 03:37 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Ka-kaw!!!
29.01.2026 19:43 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I wrote this in text form early but I still wanted to say it.
28.01.2026 20:21 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0What’s the deal with…
27.01.2026 17:50 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if the afterlife was just you being treated the way you treated other people? Would you be in heaven or hell?
26.01.2026 18:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So dumb when you think about it.
26.01.2026 18:09 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
