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Happy Columbo Day for those who celebrate!

*hotel owner kicks me awake at 7am from the poolside pile of Reese's wrappers I'd passed out in*

My favorite part of the New Testament is when Jesus ripped the iPhone out of a tech bro's hands and said, "Internet porn? Pokemon Go? Thou hast forsaken me, fuckboy."

Facebook post from Charles Amos, August 8: In Weatherspoon's in Oxford tonight a man shouted out to me "Nonce, pervert!" Is that worse that being called a "c*nt" there? Anyways - good to know I'm spreading the libertarian message.

WOW

You think he LOOKS bad, but wait until you see what he's willing to SAY. On TV.

“Sure the birth defects are bad relative to not having them but it’s better to have those birth defects and exist than to not exist at all." This is a thing he said. ON TV.

Who's only the Speaker because when the slot opened all the other Republicans were shoving each other forward saying "You do it"

Huh. Why is Death Proof, for you, his best? It's possibly my least favorite of his but I'm interested in differing takes.

Ah, the good old days of... layaway? Oh come on

During its original run

I think that's 23 Skidoo

But how I can enjoy a thing if other people don't validatemy enjoyment?

Roku City is a dictatorship. They hold elections but somehow the Great Roku always gets 98% of the vote

Hold on, I thought she left him for a billionaire with a botched penile implant. You know what, who cares

photo of paulina borsook

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).

But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Looks like there's a mid-Rapture traffic jam. Stuck here stark naked, floating about 15 feet up. Praying my coworkers don't look up.

Bringing back Jim Crow just not, you know, "on that scale"

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and

EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Adding sleep apnea to my next character sheet

One of the few movies I rewatch regularly.

"I was radicalized by negative reactions to my already-radicalized opinions" ok sure thing pal

And how badly does someone have to suck to rank below Andy Dick

DOJ Deletes Study Showing Domestic Terrorists Are Most Often Right Wing Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrosim is far-right was disappeared.

The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States.

🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.

Time to fess up, I and I alone am the secret glue that holds Bluesky together. You're welcome.

City Dwellers! The country is not boring! Learn to garden!

Country Dwellers! Cities are not crime-infested hellholes! Visit one!

"Efficient" at what? Groceries are a need, and private capital isn't meeting that need in those few specific areas. Government stores would be more efficient at making food available than what they have now, which is nothing.

The thing about the Cracker Barrel uproar is that it’s a perfect illustration of how these people are in charge of everything, they’re running the entire country and diminishing Dem power at every turn and they are STILL UNHAPPY. Their entire brand is “angry and oppressed” and it always will be.

Don't trust any AI doing calculations - Microsoft Q&A Hello everyone in the world, I have something to say that's a little off topic, but it's important for you to know. I'm seeing more and more posts here that talk about using ChatGPT or Bing GPT to...

So AI is great but also can't do math, the most basic thing computers were designed to do
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...