Me after my fifth Zoom call during the workday: I hate you, Zoom.
Me after watching this interaction: If I were to have a fourth child, the name would definitely be “Zoom Dennis.”

I hadn’t noticed…

Watch The President narrates every page of this Christmas Book on Amazon Live Shop with expert advice from Our Friendly Forest in their latest video The President narrates every page of this Christmas Book.

The cult just got a little more culty.
www.amazon.com/vdp/055f092f...

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He 100% believes the Colonel, portrayed by Jack, was the good guy, and it shows.

Opinion | Amy Klobuchar: State A.I. Laws Keep Us Safe. Trump’s Next Move Could Upend That.

“[H]ow can you expect us to believe you’re on the precipice of creating groundbreaking superintelligence if you can’t manage to comply with a handful of state laws?”

- Amy Klobuchar: State A.I. Laws Keep Us Safe. Trump’s Next Move Could Upend That.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/o...

Even the untrained eye can detect the sources and methods of a coward in this video interview of House Intel Chair Rick Crawford.

At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke

If anyone needs me I’ll be dying a thousand deaths because earlier today I expressed my proclivity for Times New Roman over Calibri during a contract negotiation.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...

A Dozen F.B.I. Agents Sue Patel After Being Fired Over Kneeling at Protest

😳https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/us/politics/kash-patel-fbi-lawsuit-george-floyd-protest.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

No. I don’t believe he ever made a trip to Louisville during my seminary days.

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Richard Land is a DELIGHT!
I wrote my personal essay for law school admission about him.

Did y’all conclude this based upon your own independent and unpaid for research? I had an all expense paid trip to Iraq and then a follow up to Afghanistan to learn this reality. Thankfully the personal costs I bore were minimal compared to others.

Sit with this.

It’s a Jimmy Thing.

I didn’t know I needed this.
Truly a thing of beauty.

Celebrating by drinking milk straight from the bag

Some guys will do anything to get on jumbotron.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

*bangs on table*
JD Vance should go back to where he came from and fix it. On second thought, he should just go back to where he came from and stay on the couch (apologies to all the couches out there).

YouTube video by Charles Booker Charles Booker: What Story Would We Write if We Let Ourselves Dream Again?

The reign of Mitch McConnell is over. The future of Kentucky is ours.

brb gonna apply for citizenship in Kirkland

If Trump embodies Christianity then I’m convinced Jesus of Nazareth hates Christianity too.

“You don’t know what it’s like in my air-conditioned SCIF (unless I told you about it in the Signal chat)!”

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Normally I’m a fry daddy but from time to time I enjoy a good spatchcock.

“Something, something… we must preserve the unity of the church.”

People who give to the Southern Baptist Cooperative Program voted in overwhelming numbers for this:

Southern Baptists presiding over a service led by a man who instead of repenting for abusing women has relied on NDAs.

They sure know how to make it hard to believe it was ever about complementary roles rather than misogyny.

There are Veterans of Iraq and Afghanistan who still struggle with PTSD.

There are Afghans and Iraqis who still struggle with PTSD.

We need to focus on solutions for healing those who suffered the invisible wounds of war.

Super excited for all the freshly minted “Can’t be a war crime since we aren’t [well] actually at war” bros/experts.

A rare person of principle in the Republican party.