Willie Dustice

Pritzker v. Trump in the squared circle

What the fuck are you even talking about? I don't even remember Harris bringing up trans rights during the campaign much less promising to defend them.

I really hate to hand it to Disney but Predator stuff is good again since it landed in their hands.

Super neat how your government feels the need to issue statements about the entertainment selection for a football game.

It's called poster's madness and we are all susceptible

Seems if the leftist voting bloc can swing the election in your favour and all you had to do to get their votes was oppose a genocide then it's on the candidate when they still fucking lose.

My favorite election was 2015 because we got to kick Harper out and Trudeau said he'd legalize weed, and then he did. As far as consequences go those were pretty good.

Man whose entire career is built on unfulfilled promises of technological achievement makes another promise about technological achievement

Goodnight, my sweet raggedy ass downtown mall. Thank you for the burgers and all the memories.

Don't fuck us, eh?

(For legal purposes this is a joke)

A 50 dollar Steam wallet gift card to whoever brings me the head of Stephen Miller!

If I were trying to achieve anything I wouldn't be posting in the first place

This talking penis seems pretty agitated

Uh yeah, his dad is loaded with ill gotten money, this isn't a fucking mystery

"No more losing" says man who lost so hard his entire party had to coordinate to hand him a seat in a safe riding so he wouldn't lose his job.

The Post must be objectively interesting af. The mods will decide whatever the fuck that means.

Lol mods removed it with this weakass reasoning

Nah I'm good with them collapsing into a collection of balkanized states tbh. Fuck empires.

A bunch of sick ass spaceships all firing cannons and lasers at each other and shit, man it is so great.

A bunch of spaceships all in formation and looking all menacing and shit in front of a planet made it crystal! It's rad as hell!

No matter how bad it gets out there I have my spaceship wars.

This is pretty key to the satire of the whole setting, it's weird people don't get it. To be a Helldiver is to die for managed democracy. It's in all the propaganda.

As a big dumb nerd who loves comic books, I can tell Gunn is also a big dumb nerd who likes comic books. It comes through in his work.

If I had a quarter of the income the CEO's who run these websites have this website would never hear from me again even if I ran the place. Insane to me to be rich and still posting.

Good fucking God

That's my emotional support crippling self-doubt.

A man who understood the horror of the Internet but was inevitably consumed by it all the same

Grab your ten bux, we're going back to Something Awful!

Nobody's asking that, stop being idiots

People who own social media platforms really don't seem to understand we're just going to post wherever it's convenient and not infested with Nazis. I really don't give a shit if I have to go back to the SA forums for a few months again while we wait for the next flash in the pan.

Holy fuck I love fried rice