My daughter is gonna go far in the world of shitposting. 🥹

Oh God, he's* right outside my door.

*my cat

Every hag deserves to snatch herself a treat from the potato box.

Je suis le grand Yawlppy.

What's with the caked up Samurott here?

Making the fancy spaghet tonight.

It's cold out. You know what that means, Tabs: time to fulfill your destiny.

PEW

A. I. doth remove commitment from art. Yf an artist ys committed to makinge somethinge trulye weirde, even shockinge, that artist doth neede to crafte the art, at everye steppe thinkinge "yes Ich am drawinge a sexy C-3PO." Wyth A.I. you kan just make a sexy C-3PO wythout caringe, and that ys wrong.

Get thee to a nunnery ✝️

Sorry, y'all, hole's patched. If you were scampering up there you should have vacated by now.

Yo, who wants to come climb up in my ceiling and crawl around like a critter before it gets patched up?

The shadows are Gumby's reality, but are not accurate representations of the real world.

Forever chasing the high of first laying eyes on this bad boy.

And it's difficult because they have to work an extra shift at the factory

Rupert the orange cat plays with a prawn cat toy with big pleading eyes

Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby, and I took it over because she passed away, and then the baby lost its legs and its arms and now he’s nothin but a stump. But I still take care of it with my wife and... and it’s…it’s growing and it’s…it’s fairly happy...

*sad chef voice*: "Vurt have I borkom? My Swedish friend."

Scientists looking for the 80s Nostalgia Particle using the Max Headroom Collider.

🎵Cut my life into pieces
My son is also Bort🎵

Hitting the vape and it's this

It's me.