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mis-sang the kenan and kel lyrics as, "this ain't a nancy boys or hardy drew mystery"

30.01.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

then one must suffer the worst tea-related fate of all: soggy mushy biscuit floating about the cup in the last fourth that may or may not go down the wrong way and choke you

09.01.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

having been british only under half my life, my understanding of the application of biscuits to a cup of tea is as follows: one must dunk and ravenously consume all biscuits one by one within the first fourth of the cup, and then proceed to inwardly grumble about the remaining tea that is now bland

09.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what happened last night dermatillomaniacally can never happen again,

08.01.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

googled it. would not recommend actually x

06.01.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

trying SO hard not to google what this could Be x

04.01.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i Still have a headache and every day i go to bed with it and every day i wake up with it <3 help <3

04.01.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œim scared of making daddy madβ€œ as a way of ruling fuck me

04.01.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Claudia stomping around the table like an irritated dressage pony <3 #TheTraitors

01.01.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Man from The Traitors asking "Does anyone think anything of anyone?"

Man from The Traitors asking "Does anyone think anything of anyone?"

Me making sparkling smalltalk at parties #TheTraitors

01.01.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as β€œthe adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear β€” war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

04.01.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 19944    πŸ” 4251    πŸ’¬ 283    πŸ“Œ 144

in my having a PARTNER era ??? in my potential first long-term relationship era ????? wrow 4 me,,

04.01.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
JAMES MERRILL
CHRISTMAS TREE
From loes torn hamin Had been fed, looked after, kept still, Meant, I knewβ€” of course I knew - That it would be only a matter of weeks,
That there was nothing more to do. Warmly they took me in, made much of me,
The point from the start was to keep my spirits up. I could assent to that. For honestly, It did help to be wound in jewels, to send Their colors flashing forth from vents in the deep
Fragrant sables that cloaked me head to foot. Over me then they wove a spell of shining β€”
Purple and silver chains, eavesdripping tinsel, Amulets, milagros: software of silver,
A heart, a little girl, a Model T Two staring eyes. Then angels, trumpets, BUD and BEA (The children's names) in clownlike capitals, Somewhere a music box whose tiny song
Played and replayed I ended before long By loving. And in shadow behind me, a primitive IV To keep the show going. Yes, yes, what lay ahead
Was clear: the stripping, the cold street, my chemicals
Plowed back into the Earth for lives to come β€” No doubt a blessing, a harvest, but one that doesn't bear,
Now or ever, dwelling upon. To have grown so thin.
Needles and bone. The little boy's hands meeting
About my spine. The mother's voice: Holding up wonderfully!
No dread. No bitterness. The end beginning. Today's
Dusk room aglow For the last time
With candlelight. Faces love-lit,
Gifts underfoot.
Still to be so poised, so
Receptive. Still to recall, to praise.

JAMES MERRILL CHRISTMAS TREE From loes torn hamin Had been fed, looked after, kept still, Meant, I knewβ€” of course I knew - That it would be only a matter of weeks, That there was nothing more to do. Warmly they took me in, made much of me, The point from the start was to keep my spirits up. I could assent to that. For honestly, It did help to be wound in jewels, to send Their colors flashing forth from vents in the deep Fragrant sables that cloaked me head to foot. Over me then they wove a spell of shining β€” Purple and silver chains, eavesdripping tinsel, Amulets, milagros: software of silver, A heart, a little girl, a Model T Two staring eyes. Then angels, trumpets, BUD and BEA (The children's names) in clownlike capitals, Somewhere a music box whose tiny song Played and replayed I ended before long By loving. And in shadow behind me, a primitive IV To keep the show going. Yes, yes, what lay ahead Was clear: the stripping, the cold street, my chemicals Plowed back into the Earth for lives to come β€” No doubt a blessing, a harvest, but one that doesn't bear, Now or ever, dwelling upon. To have grown so thin. Needles and bone. The little boy's hands meeting About my spine. The mother's voice: Holding up wonderfully! No dread. No bitterness. The end beginning. Today's Dusk room aglow For the last time With candlelight. Faces love-lit, Gifts underfoot. Still to be so poised, so Receptive. Still to recall, to praise.

James Merril’s poem β€œChristmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.

24.12.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1829    πŸ” 674    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 0

save me star trek whale movie save me

29.12.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have had a horrid little headache now for a WEEK and it is getting WORSE and painkillers will not do much except take the edge off and i am SUFFERING !!!!!

29.12.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

genuinely horrifying decisions being made by councils across the kingdom. i said to stepdad, "JUST BEFORE THE WEEKEND???" and he was like, "thursday night isn't the weekend," but i'm sorry. i replied in full seriousness, "thursday is the new friday" so,,,

29.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok NO this is an outrage- sunday night is bad enough without having to deal with the bins too !!!

29.12.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

stepdad just told me they've moved bin day from tuesday to friday and entirely involuntarily i just shouted, "WHAT"

this is thirty one, i guess,

29.12.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

29.12.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 29064    πŸ” 7354    πŸ’¬ 430    πŸ“Œ 534

merry christmas, loves <3

25.12.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh VERY fun seeing beverly katz pop up in the beast in me!! the hannibal connection continues to be inspired <3

22.12.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot from arrested development in which lucille says, "good for her", except the image has been altered to say, "good for me" instead

screenshot from arrested development in which lucille says, "good for her", except the image has been altered to say, "good for me" instead

in my hickies at the age of 31 era and yknow what,

16.12.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

spent my saturday filling in my adhd assessment paperwork... partyin hard x

13.12.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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just misread it as 'mulder, she wrote'

06.12.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it is once again that time of year (want to rewatch dark and break my heart all over again x)

03.12.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sitting on the sofa with a stress level of 76 for some reason x

03.12.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mentally i'm hiding queer zines all around their house x

01.12.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he has his moments hehe

01.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"getting to draw all day must be so fun!!"

01.12.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stepdad is such a they dad (like girl dad) he came home from work, poured himself a glass of wine, sat us down to discuss how my date went and simply said, "SPILL"

01.12.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0