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i want a jestrum/vertical philtrum so baddddd 😭 part of it is just so i look less baby alt tbh. but also since i was a teen i wanted a medusa/philtrum, but don’t wanna damage my teeth, so a jestrum would be perfectttt

muts? moots? oomfs? idk guys im behind the times on what we call mutuals, in my mind its still just mutuals

that part always gets stuck in my head lmao, the whole nessa rose part. we deserve eachotherrr and gaLinda helped it come tRUEEEE! we deserve each other me and B O Q… pleeeease elphaba try to understand

(me explaining to my muts why i keep talking to john)
pleeeease elphaba try to understand

upon saying this i hope this gets y’all to cut me a bit of slack for seeing john even tho he’s a douche (not that i will anymore…. probably unless i have another change of heart)

LMAO john (ceramics guy) looks so much like hasan piker that hasan posted a selfie from a certain angle where the resemblance is uncanny and i knee jerk got MADDD before realizing it’s just hasan

nothing more insane than girls commenting “goals!!” on FEMALE BODYBUILDERS WHO ARE ON THEIR FINAL DAYS OF PREP…. babe she is only gonna look like this for like a week (or a few weeks) MAX that’s not like a human being body that is a competition body!!

something something when you’re reading fanfiction, listening to music, posting on bluesky, and doing chart review for work and you genuinely reach a flow state

omg i’m gonna have to hit hammys on saturday…. ok so guess i’ll leave elena’s early in the morning, come to mine, work out, then drive to dylan’s, wicked and chilis, then drive to meet this dude at this bar. what a doozy of a day

i skipped hammys last week bc i was still adjusting to hitting quads consistently again but im not gonna do that this week imma be brave

fuck my stupid chungus life, i have to hit quads/glutes today 🥀

i only work mon and tues next week so i’m going ham w doing chart review rn so i can dedicate mon/tues to just slamming out phone calls since we’re only at 3 or 4 consents for this month and we need to be at 7

I didn't expect that these silly little comics would become daily occurrence... so I'm gunna tone back posting them every day and just start doing dumps. meanwhile:

i want it to be friday afternoon already mannnn

yesss tomorrow im going over to my friends and drinking wine w her. then the next day im seeing wicked, going to chilis, then going to get drinks w a new man (6’3 and works in healthcare 🤩)

the IT guys at my work are so silly and borderline flirty lmao. they love a good bit

dudeee he was the most insecure person i knew. likely bc he was 27 with no prospects (worked only part time and hated himself for it, but also refused to work more?). constantly was worried about how he looked, sounded when he spoke, what everyone thought of him, it was never ending

lol remembering how my ex was so weird any time i made a friend- any gender since im bi. do you have a crush on them? do you think they’re pretty? you’re not gonna cheat on me with them right? (says the cheater…)

BE MORE TIMELY

not to be evil but i walked over to the conference room at 8:30am, the moment the meeting was supposed to start, and nobody was in there. i walk back to my desk and join virtually. at like 8:32 the meeting starts. host is now in the conference room and thanks everyone who is there in person. GIRL

forever thankful that i maintain some degree of mystery despite my oversharing hashtag blessed…

#shadowthehedgehog #sth

what color am i to you? (interaction bait) cant even sa white- ATTACK KILL mouth get in light blue- i can't even say anything remotely hateful or mean about you teal- can we sit under the stars together and passionately kiss as if there isnt a single thing to worry about ature mystery. an green- mouth. get in. eni latic red- i know your deepest insecurities and fears orange- creature yellow- mystery. an enigmatic specimen. pink- i'm genuinely worry for your mental well being. is everything alright? i'm here to listen or US help if you ever need me. dark blue- reddit *shudders* purple- *places you in a little jar and observes your silly behaviors and takes notes* grey-scary black- bingus

stolen bc im an evil thief

purple, black (unless bingus is something negative. i mean it in an orange adjacent way)

opinions that would get me killed on twitter: you can yurify a yaoi ship but yaoifying a yuri ship just doesnt work

share a tv series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once

i think idw shadow is pretty widely regarded as one of the worst characterizations of him, ESP w the metal virus arc

(vanillamace voice) 🗣️🗣️🗣️YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!