Mr. Toeface the Biscuit

Got my name in the reminder and everything. And they say chivalry is dead 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a window . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a forced smile as he tries not to cry

This is too sweet help

What a doll ✨

Lmfao maybe. It doesn't help I'm nocturnal so technically the first didn't "start" until 4pm today lol. Even though I was up at midnight 😅

It's okay, I appreciate it of course 🫶🏻

So fucking funny because it's the EXACT same situation as last time. I didn't see this until I was at work 😅

God FUCKING damnit

I missed it again

Never more confident than when I have the motorcycle helmet on ✨

Gosh, thank you!! I didn't even think of that at first 🫣

*deletes all the titty selfies* thirst traps? I hardly know her!

I forget you're relatively new here and haven't been around for my motorcycle thirst traps 😅

Oh but you can zoom in on the full photo 🙂‍↕️

A man wearing a motorcycle helmet, a white t shirt that is tucked into his pants, and tan cargo motorcycle pants. He is standing in a parking lot in front of his motorcycle. He has his arms crossed in front of his chest, showing some slight muscles in his arms.

A man wearing a motorcycle helmet, a white t shirt that is tucked into his pants, and tan cargo motorcycle pants. He is sitting on the back of his motorcycle with his feet up towards the handlebars. His arms are crossed and he is looking at the sunset

A man wearing a motorcycle helmet, a white t shirt that is tucked into his pants, and tan cargo motorcycle pants. He is tightening the Velcro on his gloves.

A man wearing a motorcycle helmet, a white t shirt that is tucked into his pants, and tan cargo motorcycle pants. He is sitting on the ground in front of his motorcycle. One leg is flat on the ground, rotated to the side, the other leg is angled up, with just his heel in the ground.

It's good to be back. 🏍️

This is my first big service after the break in period. Oil change and replacing the rear tire are the biggest things. Everything else is just inspection and lubricant/topping off fluids. 🙂‍↕️

A man holding up a vodka and juice drink in a can. Behind him is a motorcycle that has the rear wheel taken off and there are tools on the ground.

Alcohol and the art of motorcycle maintenance ✨ #motosky

You're so right too 😭

Lol, jokes on you, hitting me with the "no balls" is an immediate shutdown 🤣🤣

Idk why but I always hated that in highschool lol

Oh well... y'know....I uh...I just really....feel like...it's...hahahaha....you look....*ahem*....uh....yeah

You are insatiable and we love it ✨

Lmfao I actually didn't know that 🤣🤣

I will commit to this bit 🫡

Gods I've forgotten all above the Gregory joke 🤣

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? 😳

You know, I could legally change my last name to Toeface and then people could refer to me as Mr. Toeface IRL

I won a laptop for a giveaway thing at work and everyone is congratulating me and now I feel like I have a target on my back.

Y'all shoulda bet against me on this one. Finally finished book 4 today and last I checked...it's not November anymore 🤣

My long day at the long day factory is finally over 😭 (guy who's been up since 4am - it's now 11pm)

Remember when I did the whole "like this post and I'll tell you which Castlevania character you are"?

What if I did that for the Pokédex though 🤔

Pokédex but for moots ✨