Jay/제이/반달곰

me: it was only 10% of my blood volume and my cardio is busted 😩
mutual: doing cardio at 90% is difficult no matter your age
me: IT'S BEEN OVER 24 HRS IT'S NOT FAIR LMAO

A tuxedo cat sleeping peacefully with a small yellow plush toy

A tuxedo cat sleeping while hugging a small yellow plush toy

A gentle little moment

is having shitload of carbs an asian thing bc we've done something similar 😅

me: damn idk why i'm having such a harder time working out today, all i did was rest one workout day and donate blood 2 days ago
mutual: well RBCs deliver oxygen to your body and you gave them away
me: .....listen

long distance is hard. i'm coping by playing miitopia with myself and my husband as characters

Cait Sith from Shin Megami Tensei V Vengeance declaring "Those who terrorize cats will be captured by us and taken to the cat kingdom."

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all”

Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since

“Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

a snow angel on the side of the pedestrian road

whimsy isn't dead

this was actually a second go at the snowman bc some asshole knocked it over while i was away hunting for face material

i made a snowman
it's been years since i tried to do anything whimsical, it was fun

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

haha blizzard go brrrr

Nintendo coming to my hospital room, after I narrowly survive a brutal stabbing, to C&D me because I was wearing a Mario shirt when it happened

🐎

It is hard to admit ignorance, so when one of the new recruits to the Pangalactic Bureaucracy raised a tentacle with a question, Xtrrt let them ask.

"What is 'fafo quotient'?"

"A Human term. Fuckaroundment over Findoutability. We stay over 2.718. Humans..." Xtrrt paused. "... hope for over 1."

Frodo from Lord of the Rings stares at the Ring which hangs in his grasp. Embers drift around him, he is lit from the lava of mount Doom below.

⭕

#LOTR #Frodo #lotrfanart #illustration

being cursed with surface level psych knowledge and wondering if i'm depressed, burnt out, or just didn't have enough sleep

Skyrim popup You are Very Cold You are Tired You are Famished

waking up every morning like

Seraph x Fungi hybrid! Was quite challenging drawing fungus that look like angel wings🪽 #funguary

Very good advice for when you really wanna do a thing, but are afraid. <3

i have recently tried to salvage my study laptop but the motherboard is not receiving power or something, so i had to recycle it 😔 thanks for sticking around for less than 2 years i guess

two old chinese guys, one very old, one smoking a cigarette and one extending a cigarette to the viewer. from a viral tweet that said the ancestors are going to need you to lock in son.

the energy with which i am wishing you all a happy new year

found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine

i came down to a common room to do my assignment and someone is watching kpop mvs on a big screen

haaahhh i don't want to do anything

the duality of a man....😂 jk i def relate to the sentiment