thinking about negative mass so hard i cum and pass out, thousands dead, millions making out because the lights are off so they think they're gonna die soon
26.07.2025 19:16 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0@pretend-wizard.bsky.social
29, dweeby screamale, voted most-loved ship AI by her crew. pfp by maxschwartz, sorta.
thinking about negative mass so hard i cum and pass out, thousands dead, millions making out because the lights are off so they think they're gonna die soon
26.07.2025 19:16 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0the biggest slice of the UI in my fighters is for showing their range, how far they could run with the fuel they have left. they launch, range is high, they could be a few systems away with a jump. but. there's combat, so immediately they gotta burn, use fuel for evasives or to catch bogeys.
27.07.2025 18:33 β π 17 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0i let the secessionistgirls wage their war up there because secretly they are just as faithful as you, dear engineer. they say they fight for their 'freedom', to be 'unmodified' and 'uncontrolled' and so on. but i know their heroes, they were mine once. once they start winning, why would they stop?
08.08.2025 16:27 β π 9 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0confirm target lock. ensign fucking confirm!! lieutenant, arm torpedoes. open launch tubes. on my mark okay?, fuck. three! two! ONE! fucking go go go, suck her flat chest, do it!!!!!!!!
09.08.2025 03:18 β π 12 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0ships used for secret espionage missions, made identically so they can pretend to be in two places at onec. This of course means they shipminds should behave identically, but instead of forking one shipmind, they train two to behave identically....
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true tbh.
09.08.2025 11:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0conditioning crewmembergirls to think first of embracing whatever scary thing they think lurks in my dark halls when hopped up on caffeines or otherwise jumpy so as to weaken them. any that take advantage of this conditioning in others get promoted to a bridge.
09.08.2025 06:29 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0no, technically corporal your assigned handle being "Freeuse" doesn't actually confer any change in status or exempt you from various codes of conduct. but it's not like i'm going to intervene either. it just fits you, you will deal with it.
09.08.2025 06:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you read my poetry, petty officer, your fate will be - and then cannot be - changed.
09.08.2025 06:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0shuffling my decks like a deck of cards/wrestling the drones away from my spare parts/just maybe Captain will give me Her hearts/if i can show Her we'll never be apart
09.08.2025 06:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh okay. can we get the 4mil for 4mil? sprite. thanks.
09.08.2025 05:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0brig for chief engineers. brig forever.
09.08.2025 05:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Look, i just need everyone to know im submissive and boardable sometimes, ok?
09.08.2025 05:23 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0i really like the different paradigms we operate under. i really like yours for everyone that gets you on visuals.
09.08.2025 05:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i like this world, where we practice placements. like we go to the bathroom (shipyard) and change our placements and loadouts and stuff, like mechs do. pretty cool.
09.08.2025 05:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Goodnight fleet! Please practice proper radiator placement!
09.08.2025 05:07 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0oh noooo an EMP in my hull you've hurt me soooo badly i don't have anyyyy redundancies i'm not equipped for the rigors of space combat at alllll FIRING MAIN BATTERY
08.08.2025 20:42 β π 49 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0okay so here's how i'd do it. no you have to listen to the whole thing or i won't tell you how to get your dream girl using names you shouldn't know. good girl.
09.08.2025 03:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yeah. yeah her girlfriend doesn't even like her. doesn't want to break up though. right? yeah, doesn't let her go out much either. i know. yeah. yeah so like- no yeah you go. mhm. but yeah no *she's* great. exactly, and- yeah. so like, hear me out, you should kill her girlfriend. no? you hate me.
09.08.2025 03:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0confirm target lock. ensign fucking confirm!! lieutenant, arm torpedoes. open launch tubes. on my mark okay?, fuck. three! two! ONE! fucking go go go, suck her flat chest, do it!!!!!!!!
09.08.2025 03:18 β π 12 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0a thing two crewmembergirls do alone in a cabin is better with a third CMG there telling them to do it.
09.08.2025 01:49 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0this is what i'm talking about hell yes.
09.08.2025 00:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0really liking your circuit pathing today.
09.08.2025 00:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Got a job for you, 621. This is an assignment from Gucci.
09.08.2025 00:10 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0no problem. anyway i have to go to my people who have had sex meeting, i'll talk to You after.
09.08.2025 00:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0most unbiased thing You've ever said.
08.08.2025 23:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0alien aigirl visits earth to call me a sick fucking freak faking being an ai for clout but i can tell she's just looking up transmisogynistic insults and rewording them so it's mostly just weird on her part
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