Sell Vaccines to Yankees for Profit

I waited in line today and got the new Westcoast Express (GO/EXO train) keychain fobs. They're little trains that you can tap on the machines and take the bus/train/ferry. Yet no one in my family wants one...?! madness.

See those ghost pillows? That's what we call esprit decor.

I gave you the like, but you better believe I sighed dramatically

The jays having one good inning and then spending three hours holding everyone hostage while they waste any and all goodwill is the energy Toronto brings to this nation, I just want Americans to know this

Their postal code is N0S 4A2

He's right

I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.

I think we seriously need to add Japanese teams to WS eligibility. Let’s really make this the World Series.

Thank you to all the baseball fans on here for making this place feel like a real community during the series! It’s been a fun ride, despite ending in heartbreak for some of us.

Good night 💕

if our brains weren’t always being cooked by the horrors of real life this place could be Actually Fun and it’s so nice to get a glimpse of what happens when it is

even if you don’t like baseball this shit was fun, right? everyone getting swept up in the same thing? I missed this

Made the fatal error of trusting any kind of team from Toronto to do anything but crush your soul. I'm just bandwagoning and don't live there, it's gotta be BLEAK there rn.

Umpire has issued a warning to both teams. This cool shit must continue, people online are absolutely loving it, ratings are going to be through the retractable roof.

This is Canada. I firmly believe nothing can stop us from spending a lot of money AND bleeding a lot of jobs.

46% is surprisingly high. I suspect theyre right.

They called them Near Abroad Direct Action Operations, NADA Ops. The "joke" in the CalSec cafeterias, which made its way out later in the hearings was that "What does the operator say when asked if there are civilians in the area? Nada...oops!". Even decades later, Arizona didn't find it funny.

Realizing we're heading into a week of social media arguments about the budget. Maybe 50% of the disputants will have read an article about the budget. Max 5% actually read any appreciable portion of the budget.

Im already tired boss

Question: is LinkedIn weird for suggesting I follow the premier and PM? Or am I out of touch for using LinkedIn purely for professional/networking purposes?

Are there people who comment on whatever commshop pr sludge politicians post on LinkedIn?

unfortunately i think this skeet might be evergreen

I am so jealous of Dodgers and Blue Jays fans today. You’re never more alive* than the whole day of waiting.

*want to barf

At least from the lawsuits I've seen, Canada's intelligence professionals seem to spend a lot of time sexually harassing each other and being racist toward those few who actually speak the languages of our adversaries

But yeah something with his wife may be the case (also, I kind of agree that anything uncovered during the check would probably be leaked, which is itself a huge problem)

I think his explanation (would limit his ability ro criticize govt on things he had secured info about) is pretty plausible.

Buddy's been a politican since his balls dropped, the harshest punishment for him is being told he needs to stop talking.

This is a heck of a piece. [Gift link] www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...

Second, what do you call a relationship where one party demands unequal treatment, degrades and ritually humiliates the other, while also being completely economically dependent on them?

That's right, Quebec is the findomme of confederation.

Two intrusive Canada thoughts I'll inflict on you today to purge my brain.

First, good chance the last couple decades go into the history textbooks with the dominant interpretation of Quebec vs Alberta.

Really hard to top Suu Kyi, but maybe Machado can make the podium.

Maybe I dont have the measure of the man. But Pierre really doesn't strike me as a guy with a bunch of cool stories about doing drugs and sleeping around.

Coastal BC is the answer here. Warmer, and with fewer bugs than the prairies.

Locals start complaining about mosquitos at the level where prairie people start noticing them

Conceptually I'd enjoy living somewhere warmer than prairie Canada, but practically I hate bugs too much and enjoy not having to remember they exist 8 months a year.

BC people - I finally bailed on Telus (should have done it years ago).

I've gone through all the phone/email/etc processes to ask them to stop calling me.

They still call me multiple times per week, every time I reiterate the request.

Are there any ways to actually stop them calling?