JMoo

Gotta laugh to keep from crying

The Prophecy

Yep, sign me up!

Phillies

Want the fans to stay engaged and hyped up for the whole game? Don't want to get booed for poor performance? Then don't suck all the energy out of the park by going cold. Have fun trying to win two in LA.

Also the only human who can cut short Fallon's dumbass monologue. Queen shit

Same

Anti-hero

My husband and I are sitting here having the "do they fire him?" conversation

I'm so disgusted I'm ready to be done with baseball. I can shift into hockey mode. No expectations for the Flyers so can't be disappointed

But also why bunt at all in that situation?

The bunt call is unforgivable. I no longer ride with Philly Rob. Where'd I put that shirt so I can burn it?

That bunt will haunt my dreams tonight

Rob Thompson watches Dave Roberts fuck up and, not wanting to be outdone as a fuckup, calls for a bunt with a man on second and no one out. Jesus H. Christ.

I just can't quit them

JT with the Maga on Maga crime 🤣

I record every game. I'll watch the next morning if they win. Maybe

Tone deaf

Not bothering to watch the rest of this series. Go ahead and call me a fake fan. Whatever. My energy is expensive and the Phillies can't afford it right now

Baseball, democracy, happily married so safe from the 3rd one 😭😭🤣

Also sick of having my October ticket payments turn into deposits towards the next season

Enjoyed the hell out of the regular season, but would have been better off taking an October vacation in the woods with no TV, Internet or mobile service

What a lovely night to sit outside and stare into the abyss while the Phillies rip out my heart again

My hopes have never been lower

I'm unwell

I guess Harper's not gonna save us in this series

Time to be the Showman, Harp

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Bitches rise up!

Guys, Jesus can't carry you like that footsteps in the sand story. Hit the fucking ball out of the infield