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Screw the UFC.

I want journalists going toe to toe with this administration daily.

I’m surprised they allowed a competent journalist in the room

"I just don't know enough about it" may be the only truthful thing he has said since taking over.

They've been touting private surgeries since 2105 and since doing so wait times have obly gotten worse. So let's double down on that instead of staffing g public health care.

*tactical.

Not even sure how autocorrect created that. Praise be to AI

Yes, they are all multiple kind of trash.

I assume that all they do is a truckers sink bath with the tacticle taint wipes they bought off of Infowar's Alex Jones.

A drawing of the therapsid Moschops, which really does look like the sort to catcall a passing woman and then wonder why she didn't give him her phone number.

Europid? Sounds like a Therapsid... but in the context, I'm assuming one that never showers on the grounds that touching your own butt with soap is gay.

Q: You just suggested Iran got a Tomahawk & bombed its own school. But you're the only person in your govt saying this. Even your defense secretary wouldn't say that. Why are you the only person saying this?

TRUMP: I just don't know enough about it. It's something I was told is under investigation.

a man in a suit and tie has a earpiece on his ear Alt: a man in a suit and tie has a earpiece on his ear

Don't you have any faith in humanity?

Me thinking about that as I watch a person come to a full stop at a green light before cutting someone off as they turn left without any signal light and flip off the person they cut off who is now honking at them.

The 2026 Headline of the Year contest is heating up

America's fascist right has pulled a 180 and is selling the idea that expensive gasoline is a good thing. Americans have failed a lot of intelligence tests in the last decade. This is another one.

"Sloth's mom say he is very handsome white boy."

I would fire anyone who submitted this dialogue to me for review

Truly miss being in media because I would love to grill these kinds of guys and dig into why Gen AI still outputs absolute dog shit writing for years and years and years without getting remotely better in any material way.

Why isn't it improving? What use is this? Why are you even showing this?

Sunday is the last time most British Columbians will change their clocks — what you need to know | CBC News Most British Columbians will wake up Sunday having lost an hour of sleep — one that they'll never gain back come November, given the province will have shifted to permanent daylight time year-round. H...

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Take a look at these losers who somehow think they are superior beings.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the strategy the british state are using with trans care is the exact same as with disability benefits; overwhelm undesirables in bureaucracy then definitively remove any positive outcomes, leading to excess death statistics visible from space

Mark Carney could be doing anything right now. Canadians want so badly to trust him and to have someone reasonable in charge.
What is he doing with all that power and trust? Cutting taxes, cutting services, and putting out statements supporting a war that started with bombing a school.
Empty suit.

This could've been a transformative time for Canada, to move away from cynical 20th century US corporatism and towards eco-socialism.

Instead, Carney's moving us back to the goddamn 90s, and in some respects, the 80s. Which won't work, that world is gone. But he'll still squander everything trying.

I know at least a dozen people who’ve said this is why they’re not attending this year.

My advice is to relocate it to Canada moving forward.

The ICE jail in Georgia will be the largest jail or prison in the US, by a substantial margin. It’s in a warehouse with no HVAC, medical, or sanitation facilities. ICE didn’t even contact the city, which says it doesn’t have enough electricity or sewage processing.

Kai Trump is 18 years old. Maybe instead of using Secret Service agents as a production crew for grocery store jokes about “going bankrupt” while people go hungry, she can enlist in the military and go fight her grandfather’s war

I can only get information in the absolute fastest possible way not a second can be wasted, this is what civilization depends on

*turns on Joe Rogan talking for 3 hours to Carrot Top about how AI can make a song that sounds like 50 Cent is singing the Beatles*

he doesn't support equality then

we are weeks away from 'Trump attempts to make horse a Senator' and the only thing stopping him is that he is too much of a sociopath to form an attachment to animals

Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.

Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

This is an active duty RCAF officer:

"For Armstrong, who is in his mid-40s, 'the ideal woman is childlike' ... Armstrong posted in a separate comment: 'The moment a girl has her first period, she is at her peak marriagability.'" [sic]

I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible

Blame the Dems, Blame the Left, Blame everyone but the ones who did this. Grow up and take some responsibility, I am so tired of their ignorance and blaming others for EVERYTHING....