maimonides nutz

Might as well be. Too exhausted to assess surroundings 😴

People overseas love their kids just as much as you love yours. Your kids aren’t more special just because they were born on US soil

I am lump

The story I’m NOT telling is like 100 times more awkward 😳

She’s truly living her best life 🥲

More power to ‘em I say

This is tame compared to her other poems, I don’t think I can even put those stories on the Internet 💀

What do you MEAN my grandfather may have been responsible for my grandmother’s death?? And you and your sister just kind of…make art about it???

I’m very proud of my mom for getting into poetry and completing an MFA after she retired, but it has led to some of my biggest “wtf” moments that involve her

It’s funny that we call them “flies” when I’ve never seen a creature worse at flying???

She asked if it was alright and I asked if it was an llm, she said yes and I said no thank you

I think my therapist’s notes on me would break it and then we’d all be free

Ah yes, I remember that now from D.A.R.E.

I sure do!! There’s the peanut, the walnut, the hazelnut, the pecan (although it doesn’t have “nut” in its name), the coconut (although I don’t think it’s technically a nut, the almond….

I’d never consent to a doctor using LLM’s for note taking, but it’s wild how the doctors asking work in the most invasive fields possible.

Yeah it’s threads

Cannot catch a break 😰

It’s giving real old man complaining about “fake fans”wearing band t-shirt vibes.

“Oh you’re a fan of Maimonides?? Name six of his Nutz”

He also said I can’t get laid. So when I pointed out his face to him that’s when he insulted my Maimonides knowledge

Ive been reading maimonides since 2000, u probly cant even read hebrew or greek

This is such a funny callout to me. Like yes, you got me. Someone who calls themselves “Maimonides Nutz” isn’t a scholar on Maimonides…TOTAL SCANDAL 😰

Mission Delirium on Sesame Street would go so hard. May we see it in this lifetime 🙏

This is a good point

You know what? I’ll take it. I won’t be able to attend tonight because I already made other plans, but bless them for this and I hope they make it a regular occurrence

Why does it make me feel even older that apparently the band I was talking about has so many fans who feel the same that they are no longer headlining their own show??

Close-up of a white bunny with its nose near the camera.

Appreciate it. I know you didn’t mean malice. I’m glad you love your partner 💕

Partially on me as well. I deleted the post too because I’m clearly not in a state to respond well to how others interpret it

Idk

Respectfully, quoting this on a post that may have come from a place of trauma is certainly a choice.

Harder to admit when on the surface it looks like everything is fine.

I think I’m in that shakey part near the end of a breakup with my job where both management and I know it’s not working any more but are kind of frozen while we try to process that