maimonides nutz

I am very sorry and I will be thinking about my actions all night

Accidentally started shit today with the store’s most loyal customer by *checks notes* doing my job?

hashtag too soon

Done with dating apps, going to meet someone the old fashioned way (see them bathing in a river and run in after them and end up becoming a rabbi instead, and then we both die tragically)

A classical portrait of a ornately dressed man checking his reflection in a hand held mirror

A cubist portrait of a multi colored woman

Early Picasso in the streets
Later Picasso in the sheets

Unfortunately this is the lesser of two evils in this town

Couldn’t believe what I was hearing

However, some people say “wow that’s hot” so I stick to those people

My profiles say I run a niche meme account and so people always ask about it. When I tell them my niche they stop responding…WHY EVEN ASK?? I SAID IT WAS NICHE!!

A picture of two clay figures of golems, one is larger than the other. The text above them reads “your brain thinks these golems are different sizes” The text below them reads “however, this is true because they are different sizes” and then below that, in a slightly larger font, is the text “they’re both coming to get you”

A black silhouette of the tabernacle with red flames coming out of it

Wishing you all a safe and meaningful fast however it may manifest

A lot of busses in San Francisco behind a gate

Shhhhh

The feminine urge to say “shhh they’re sleeping” whenever you see a lot full of busses that are not currently in use

It’s called hunger folks. I was hungry

Bay Area Rapid Transit would like a word

I am in an airport right now everything feels made up

Not fully sleepy, not fully awake, but a secret third thing

“Why does my boy bunny like me and my girl bunny not like me?” Yes it’s obviously the bunny’s fault for being female

I’m still infuriated that the boy moms are gendering bunnies now

www.facebook.com/share/r/1BAZ...

I know there’s a way to see previous activity but I can’t figure it out atm but if I can find the video again I’ll try to link it here

Facebook reel screen shot: what it’s like owning a boy bunny vs. a girl bunny. A bunny is licking a woman’s face and the caption says “boy bunny”

Apparently you can also be a boy mom to a bunny now

I’m happy too :) yeah I keep a lower profile here.

I misread your post!! Thank you I’m glad you were able to find it

It’s back online just an FYI for everyone :)

www.bonfire.com/get-loew/

A yard flag that says Tisha B’Av with five stars and the text “just love it, it’s perfect”

And finally: Tisha B’Av: 5/5 would recommend

A yard flag that said “who said Tisha B’Av?”

Who said that?

An outdoor yard flag that says “Tisha B’Av every day”

My friend says “this one feels antisemitic”

A yard flag that says “I dig tisha B’Av”

They’re really digging themselves a hole with this one!

An outdoor yard flag that says “TISHA B’AV” on top of a Star of David. The title of the item is “Tisha B'Av for Jews Holidays House Flag Vibrant Outdoor Decorative Flag Double Sided ...”

Starting out simple, here’s Tisha B’Av for Jews! (Which should be the one holiday no one wants to appropriate)