OtterlyRob

It was the longest until Daniel Craig became James Bond. And yeah, it's a lot, especially with how little plot gets stretched out into that runtime

If you watch one single clip this week, let it be this one. And watch the whole thing.

This isn't a game. This isn't about politics. This is about how corruption is destroying millions of American lives.

I want campaign ads with a huge sledgehammer labeled “anti-trust,” and I want them NOW.

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This is THE starter of the generation for me

The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close!
New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...

"High-Risk Homosexual Behavior" is the name of the first album that my queer punk band would've released if I had stuck with music when I was young

Wait, I just now got it

"Bob the Drag Queen" is a parody of "Bob the Builder"

"what do you mean I have to go to a computer in a PokeCenter to switch a Pokemon from my team into storage boxes?"

At that tiny little desk he looks like a student rather than a teacher

I got put on that list too! The irony of course is that I do wear a digital watch, which for some reason got lumped in with robots and crypto

I think this was supposed to go on your alt

Both of you living my dream. Have fun!

omg y'all the brain fag is real today

Cool, I'll grab FireRed bc I need my fire doggo, Growlithe. We can trade version exclusives

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back

Donald Trump illegally stole $1700 from you is a gift midterm message.

the lesson of the pandemic lockdowns should have been "the only people important to the functioning of society are the workers who actually do things"

if every rich asshole on earth vanished in a puff of smoke tomorrow, nobody would notice or care

just pure, dehumanizing evil

a woman is sitting on a plane and says " no i 'm actually an international nasty girl " Alt: a woman is sitting on a plane and says " no i 'm actually an international nasty girl "

my autocorrect now defaults perfect to perFFect

The Constitution says "No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law." Presidents who violate the Constitution should be impeached and removed from office.

"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls

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Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

That sounds scarier when you don't take into account how much the chronic strep is affecting my sex life

Yeah, I've heard it's a much harder surgery to recover from as an adult than if I had needed it when I was younger

They have a team challenge to look like cartoons with varying head sizes by the summer?

Makes it feel like my workplace is in the pocket of Big Antibiotic

Tbh I'm thinking that might be required

I've caught strep more times at my job since RTO than I had the previous ~30 years of my life