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RIP to the poor All of Minneapolis mook who called me and tried to tell me the DSA was trying to take over the DFL.

Shame on him for hanging up when I started shouting though. If you're gonna lie at least sit through your scolding.

Remember, brown 13-year-olds are hardened menaces to society, but 30-something Republican Hitler afficionados in positions of power are just li’l guys.

All of Mpls putting "protect renters rights" on the flyer when Shelley Madore answers to more tenant protections was "I'd give the renter the existing booklet to read :):):)" is hilarious.

Which edition of Fuck Renters Rights do you prefer? Red or Blue?

Also how the fuck is All of Mpls able to put "DFL First choice" on the flyer? She lost the endorsement attempt. Talk about deceptive flyers.

I've seen several comments on Nextdoor from people either bashing RCV or straight up telling lies about how RCV works to scare people into thinking their votes won't count and I really hate that this is the thing that the moderates bring up every year. RCV is objectively better for voters.

Strib headline on this is just weird, right? Like, why frame it as him blocking democratic socialists and not, you know, candidates running for office? One of whom is a sitting councilperson?

Clearly trying to exacerbate the incredibly stupid "DSA is anti-DFL" debate happening right now.

Stephen Miller twitter screed about how unfair being told you can't invade Portland is

Someone accidentally gave Fascist Dobby a sock and now he thinks he's president

TikTok ad for "A Precarious Piece of Bullshit": Corporate taxes are so high oooh spoookkyy taxes

My immediate thoughts: Could be higher...

Even if he's not succeeding at everything because he's an idiot surrounded by idiots, doesn't mean we get to ignore that he keeps trying to The Thing He Says He's Going to Do. I don't like being subjected to even 50% of the horrors he deals out daily!

It's exhausting that the cycle is Trump says he's going to do something extreme > moderates say "oh he's just being hyperbolic" > he attempts to execute The Thing > fails 50% of the time because he's surrounded by oafs > says he will do another extreme Thing > "oh he's just being hyperbolic".

I am once again asking the Democratic Party to believe this man when he says he wants to declare war on us.

If you know anything about how Trump operates, he will always tell you what he wants to do, and then *try and do it*

Uhhh... This is not great language

The Liquor King called every important member of the military together in one place to say "no fats no fems" and to make sure they could all witness The Great Pumpkin rot live in person.

YouTube video by Dwarves of Khazad Doom The Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies - Battering Ram Troll destroys wall and dies

Same energy

Cam Skattebo runs like that one troll in the Hobbit films that has the ridiculous ram on his head.

As a former gamer, I cannot overstate how big of a deal this right-wing takeover of Electronic Arts is.

Are they going to create video games where they kidnap and dismember journalists like Jamal Khashoggi?

EA has already fallen far from where it was as a game publisher when I was a kid, but this will for sure make their already mediocre games basically unplayable. I'm betting ads in Madden after every down?

I have no remaining unused synapses in my nervous system and I must scream.

ICE is dashing crying women against the floor, the FBI might be scribbling nonsense on bullets for no apparent reason, the doddering orange man who controls our lives for some reason is putting tariffs on IKEA, and TikTok is showing me videos about how to steal aircraft set to sea shanties.

🫠🫠🫠

I'm not wasting my time to try and paywall bypass this, but surely- surely!- this is not just another article trying to argue that Dems would be popular if they just hated black, Latino and trans people too, right?

To be fair this is Dave Portnoy using 150% of his brain power. We can't really expect any more from the guy.

Hell yes... Ken Jennings?

Like, I just want to post about videogame nonsense and my stupid soccer shenanigans and fun, happy stuff, but every time I look up it’s “The government has cancelled free speech” or “JD Vance jokes about murdering fishermen” or “Donald Trump has declared war on the moon” and I dunno man. Shit sucks.

A New Democratic Think Tank Wants to Curb the Influence of Liberal Groups

Climate change and trans rights are indefensible? Just say you're either too lazy to figure out EXTREMELY BASIC MESSAGING or you're just trying to revive the Bush/McCain era Republican party.

Nightmare blunt rotation.

I'm not sure who it actually is, but I'm guessing they're neither socialist nor youth.

Someone keeps spending an absurd amount of money on staples to put these up on light poles in Seward.

This might be the most confused political messaging I've ever seen.

Hey you know Carson Wentz is a great backup or whatever, but my solution for the Vikings is actually go grab Josh Dobbs again AND THIS TIME DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT GIVING HIM THE PLAYBOOK.

I think young men who spend too much time online of any political leaning can become radicalized if that's their primary space to connect with the world, and they're especially susceptible to it if they grow up in a right leaning family who doesn't teach them to emotionally regulate properly.

I know this is probably a cold take, but I'm really skeptical of the claims that the shooter is actually a right leaning Groyper. The links seem weak- things like Bella Ciao being on the Groyper playlist while it's still a very popular antifash song.

What the fuck is going on? None of this is football.