Celibacy is going slightly less well as my levels of horniness are increasing
30.01.2026 02:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@schuffle.bsky.social
She/her
Celibacy is going slightly less well as my levels of horniness are increasing
30.01.2026 02:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was also uncontrollably throwing up in the dream so we would need to cuddle by the toilet
29.01.2026 18:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Horny nightmares last night (my teeth were falling out but also I was cuddling with a hot guy)
29.01.2026 13:40 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Shout-out to the guy who charged me $5 for my sweetgreen bowl if he was hitting on me it worked I'm attracted to him now
29.01.2026 00:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He texted me back just now so I'm going to keep trying ๐
24.01.2026 04:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Well the plan would be to show HR the note if I get one yeah I can't think of any good that can come of being like "my mental health is bad" to HR or anyone I work with without a note from my psychiatrist
22.01.2026 22:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mental health trending downward I figure if I really need to I can get my psychiatrist to write me a note saying I need to take leave and if my company won't let me or fires me because of it I guess that means this is not a place I should be working at anyway
22.01.2026 14:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wow.... Good idea
22.01.2026 03:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This winter storm business will probably make it hard or impossible to make plans this weekend huh
22.01.2026 02:56 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0It's "I need to be held [insert day here]"
18.01.2026 17:33 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Real
20.01.2026 01:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am so anxious and I need one billion hugs ,
19.01.2026 17:53 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I talk to the people in my lucid dreams like "I don't care about your problems they're not real"
17.01.2026 21:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Haha I sure have been taking a lot of L's lately
11.01.2026 13:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Has anyone ever approached you in a grocery store and asked you to pay for their groceries?
07.01.2026 23:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A black-and-white cat sleeping while wrapped in a blanket, holding a small yellow plush toy
Wrapped in warmth
07.01.2026 13:35 โ ๐ 4063 ๐ 968 ๐ฌ 21 ๐ 6Ran out of meds depressed girly vibes โค๏ธ
07.01.2026 01:39 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Celibacy is going well
06.01.2026 00:11 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Accidentally gave myself baby bangs and looked up what to do with them and the Internet shows me gorgeous celebrities with baby bangs and it's like okay cool I guess I feel better about messing up but also I do not look like these people
04.01.2026 07:44 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Tall woman in tall heels โค๏ธ
03.01.2026 06:54 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Did you know oral sex can cause yeast infections? Cunnilingus is canceled
30.12.2025 01:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Might be volcel for a while I've been making poor sexual choices and I need to fix whatever's wrong with me
30.12.2025 01:20 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I do not think we need to celebrate everything everyone does just because they're making a choice for themselves or whatever
28.12.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That would be such a cute meet cute omgg
28.12.2025 17:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wrong ears I think
24.12.2025 03:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ญ I am sorry mr. rabbit
24.12.2025 03:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dating wise I think I am compatible with zero people on this earth
24.12.2025 03:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Have said for a long time that I wouldn't have a primary but would date someone with a primary but have to admit now that I don't think I would actually be compatible with someone who wanted to have a primary
24.12.2025 03:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I see now ๐ฐ
24.12.2025 02:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wait nvm I see the tail
24.12.2025 02:35 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0