One Hot Mess AK

I wish Abraham Lincoln were around to see the standard bearer for his party posting an AI video of himself shitting on NYC out of an airplane. What a time to be alive.

Just watched The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix & had to Google midway through to ensure this sociopath was rotting in jail. Somehow I've made it 48 yrs w/o ever calling cops except once during an active break-in & once for a medical crisis for someone. I ask myself this 100x a day: WTF is wrong w ppl?

TFW you walk into Costco for ketchup and peanut butter, but they still tryna get you with this type shit

NYPD not so subtly dunking on Trump

*cries in 48*

When I was little, I thought Yiddish was a secret made-up nonsense language that only my family used.

Name a corporate-speak metaphor that doesn't involve sports or the military. I'll wait.

They're so cute when they're asleep

*Beavis and Butthead voice*

Heh heh heh heh heh

Like bearing witness to (much less experiencing) pure joy is almost impossible to come by these days and a little bit of that is always guaranteed in October baseball

Can't wait for the ALCS!

With everything about the world near and far being so miserable, that 15 inning Mariners game was an incandescent bright light. Watching grown men jump up and down like little boys. It's fantastic. Baseball is truly giving me life right now.

"Dan with Alaska Survey Research" always makes me feel special but I know that playa is texting other women

October baseball is 👩🏻‍🍳💋🤌🏼 🔥
GO Ms!!!

Omg I feel seen

"We live in the worst timeline"

Laughs in "living in Paris under Louis IX, being ruled by a megalomaniacal monarch while shitting in a bucket and throwing it out the window 3x a day and also dying of dysentery due to aforementioned shit defenestration procedure"

What is this fungus? Always wanted to know the name.

Wow this Yankees game is ASS 😭

You must be more than kind. You must never utter a word even slightly suggesting there is anything wrong with these people or what they say or stand for. You must actively heap praise and respect on them, or else your employer will hear from the self righteous guardians of their sacred reputations.

Oh look the TV president is turning federal funding into a subscription service ala Disney+

Hey Juneau voters, the municipal election is October 7. If you are wondering who to vote for for school board, here is a suggestion from someone I trust.

Grateful for the Radical Left Socialist Universal Basic Income that the State of Alaska just deposited into my and my children's federally-insured bank accounts today.

Apparently it also made me forget how to conjugate the most common verb in the English language

TL;DR version of Hegseth's speech: you guys are too fat and too woke and if you don't like it you can GTFOH. Historic levels of esprit de corps!

This is 💯 Trump's policy for America. In addition to self-enrichment and self-aggrandizement, revenge against enemies real and perceived is a central pillar of his presidency. What a profoundly unpleasant timeline.

It was the best of times, it was the now we find out who's a complicit coward and who actually stands up for something when it matters of times.

The tyranny of pumpkin spice everything is back. You can set your watch by it.

The constitution is a contract between the government & its citizens. That's why Starbucks or Hobby Lobby can fire someone for expressing opinions they don't like & the government can't. This is "the state action doctrine" & it will be crucial during Trump's ongoing breach of contract with America.

I'm glad my former employer/Dunleavy, who unconstitutionally fired me for exercising my free speech rights, has apparently learned something about the First Amendment from losing a lawsuit. I'm confident his administration will now protect speech they don't like with the same zeal as speech they do.