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Licensed Sychophant, Vomit Taster, forced to sing Kumbaya at gunpoint, Geary OK, Donnacona QC, Havana, forensic psych facilities. Always ashamed, never proud; pick my nose 1 nostril at a time.

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So Twitter is afraid that God will do as told when prayed to?

09.10.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then file a citizens complaint for misdemeanor assault.

09.10.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Figurehead is only the first phase. The next phases are after the figureheads start taking themselves seriously. A familiar theme in Greek tragedies.

09.10.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question is when Congress enacts the new bill 51-50 authorizing summary executions of Aunt Fifa followers & atheists (a terrorist org) will Senator Collins require a promise that Donald lets pregnant Antifa hecklers birth their child on death row before execution to placate the pro lifers?

09.10.2025 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Donald may not hunt down "Corpus the Commie" but ICE carries Bibles each to fight atheists who Trump just designated international terrorists. Since atheists burn their hands if they even touch a Bible, I'm carrying a Bible & crucifix at all times so ICE won't twist my arm outta the socket.

09.10.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One protest is file criminal misdemeanor complaint AKA "Citizen's Complaint" or "Victim-Filed Complaint" by statute&local court rules in many jurisdictions. "False Imprisonment (attempted)" & simple assault are misdemeanors. Protestors can flood courts with it; get court FTA warrant w/o prosecutor.

08.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson also said that God created the universe including the dinosaurs, exactly 6,000 years ago. So it's confusing what time scale Mike was using when he said "today". Clarence Darrow got the same answer from Wm. Jennings Bryan at the Scopes Monkey Trial 100 years ago.

08.10.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want to know why ICE agents get so grotesque-obese no-neck gaining 200 pounds after their deportees disappear.

08.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If firings don't work, backup is summary execution of 1 federal worker every hour on the hour. Then libtards'll switch to GOP & blame Democrats for holding America hostage by murdering government workers. No gerrymandering needed. TV to show wives begging at execution or FCC license revoked.

08.10.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Supreme Court has always required "reasonable suspicion" before invoking capital punishment. So the Pentagon bought these telescopic light meters that quantify skin complexion-melanin from the drones 800 feet away to ensure no innocent person dies.

08.10.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10 years from now people won't even remember what it was like when the government was operating. They'll just look back and snicker.

08.10.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had Government jobs all my life & I took the same oath they all take verbatim on preserve-protect&defend-constitution& choked trying not to laugh. Took oaths weeks before the job started. The military swears you in months before you show up to kill people. It's always "swear first, kill later."

08.10.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't worry about rebuilding Gaza. No point in erecting a single structure in Gaza ever, since Netty would just bomb it again.

07.10.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There were many gung ho Nazis in Germany who whose world view had been shallow enough to become similarly disenchanted. They had to be careful.

07.10.2025 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OAC has seen"Killer Klowns From Outer Space." That's what she must have been referencing. She needed more specificity.

07.10.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too bad they don't post that in schools instead of the 10 Commandments and a portrait of the President. But then if we post these kind of human suffering famine pics in school, then that means all the education & moral feelgood gets undone & The Pledges of Allegiance was for nothing.

07.10.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump saved a thousand lives in Vietnam so give him credit. Had Trump not dodged the draft, his entire platoon woulda died in combat, since Daddy woulda bought him a Junior officer post. Trump woulda ordered the Mi Lai Massacre given half a chance.

07.10.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While the cartoon makes superficial sense, the better analog is Trump sending the Marines to repair the city sewers with 500 tons of crazy glue. Doesn't mean "leave our shit alone."

07.10.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are just finishing what the Oil & Railroad Barrons started in the guilded age. Has nothing to do with Trump other than he named his son Barron in recognition of going with the flow.

07.10.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Technically that's 1st Degree Kidnapping in Washington State because by law, unaccompanied migrant children are automatically wards of the state by status alone, the contract is void anyway, & tots in DSHS custody pending 72 hour hearing. I can't see how Federal Supremecy clause supercedes it.

07.10.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was assured that Kristi personally screens ICE agent boot camp applicants for any psychological red flags like cruelty to animals & PTSD from child abuse. Having just qualified on bayonett practice on migrants you can see these agents asserting a self confidence that's the envy of the world.

07.10.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All ya gotta do to understand everything about the "Epstein Files" release process is read Estragon & Vladimir's report in Samual Beckett's "Waiting For Epstein". Same report explains Congress swearing in new members. It's not that hard.

07.10.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually Germany also had the same law against living people on currency. But unlike Trump, Hitler had self esteem & wasn't narcissistic enough to force his pic on the Reichsmark, although he was on some postage stamps. But Donald rejected postage stamps because the small size mocked him.

07.10.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How can anybbody say the Nazis gutted science when they had Dr. Joseph Mengele as the pioneer of medical research on twins, and he didn't fake his data. RFK is a poor man's Mengele who wouldn't know a Petrie dish from a hole in the ground. Hitler woulda spit on RFK.

07.10.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no statute or enforcement mechanism to force Congress to convene if Johnson calls recess 24/7 for ten years, sine-die. No court can order it. And they still get full pay. To think that there'll ever be 218 signatures is as hilarious as suggesting Israel will ever hold a Knesset election.

07.10.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe The Donald does fudge for dramatic effect but Democrats never contradict him because they must satisfy their imaginary base slogan needs & never deny dragging toddlers to school nurse office to cut off their privates & sell lighter fluid to immigrant subway riders or lose Kamala's endorsement.

05.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe set the dogs loose on him, then tar & feather. Make him grovel on his belly.

05.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But where does name calling get you when your candidate's only policy proposal is to not be Hitler? Do you say that your horse met her campaign promise so she should get reelected because she's still not Hitler so she kept her promise? Seems that's not been enough.

04.10.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't matter no how if 100% of Israeli citizens say Netanyahu is mass murderer. There'll never be a Knesset election again ever. Israeli Constitution will be amended & Supreme Court disbanded before any term expires. When Netty dies at age 97, his handpicked successor, Heinrich Himmler Jr. rules.

04.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Few people realize that the fishing boats American heroes bomb don't really carry drugs, but they do carry kindergarten genital coloring books with doggie sex positions to sneak into Texas Schoolbook Depository to convert innocent schoolboys into gays. The new CIA director is keeping it secret.

04.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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