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Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane Does Corey have to stay and be Markwayne Mullin's fuckpiece, or does he leave too?

She'll be replaced by Markwayne Mullin, who may have a flair for cosplay too.

Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane
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We'll let you get away with AI slop this one time.

Excuse me, but MAGAs and Fox News all agreed that nobody really cared, because most liberals just hate Trump and never even heard of the East Wing before he decided to improve it by tearing it down completely.

They were very insistent on telling us what we really thought, remember?

Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

Markwayne Mullin CAN Pick His Friends' Noses If He Wants, Just You Try And Stop Him

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If the government gets to decide if you have them, they're not human rights.

A photoshopped image of then-Rep. Steve King, with a quarter of his head appearing to have been "sliced," revealing it's actually a ripe orange cantaloupe, seeds and all.

As will this illustration.

Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

Trans Folks Stubbornly Continue To Exist In Kansas, Despite New Driver's License Law Two bad news items and one good one. Come on in!

Have social scientists explained why coming up with endless ways to be cruel is the Right's preferred medium for creative expression?

Trans Folks Stubbornly Continue To Exist In Kansas, Despite New Driver's License Law
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Strong "Stephen Miller can't be a racist because he's Jewish" energy

Well next you're gonna reveal that Stephen Miller can't be a racist because he's Jewish.

YouTube video by Mystic Bowie's Talking Dreads Mystic Bowie's Talking Dreads ft. Freddie McGregor - "Life During Wartime" (Official Audio)

I love that there's a reggae Talking Heads cover band, Talking Dreads.

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We're going so lawless, so fast. And so batshit crazy, too.

Well after we elected the antichrist, things just kept rolling

FIFA Peace President Would Evacuate Americans From War Zone But Has Ballroom To Plan All the Americans are gone except for two. The embassy’s been hard to reach.

Americans in the ME face mortal danger and the embassies say there’s little help they can offer. But most also still have satellite TV

Just imagine *that* in a Graham Greene novel.

FIFA Peace President Would Evacuate Americans From War Zone But Has Ballroom To Plan
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It's also "ALL the Americans," not "now the Americans," stupid googles.

I was wondering about that too; maybe the related worries over "white slavery" and of course the ever-present fear of miscegenation.

It's like they read a book about the Gilded Age and thought, wow, we should do all of this again -- tariffs and trade wars, massive corporate power, white supremacy and immigration fights, a creepy sex panic and, of course, unlimited acts of brazen corruption and graft.

YouTube video by Donald Fagen - Topic The Goodbye Look

Goddamn it, I knew it's Fagen, not the Dickens spelling. Anyway, still a classic song.
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Now the Americans are gone except for two
The embassy's been hard to reach
There's been talk and lately
A bit of action after dark
Behind the big casino on the beach

Donald Fagin, The Goodbye Look

Yes, my Tivo is about 30 minutes behind real time, why do you ask?

OK, that was sweet when Roy Cooper, in his NC primary victory speech, said he's running to help farmers like 'Joyce and Jeannette"

Even though he's a plumbing contractor who's never been in combat, Markwayne Mullin is *just like* a traumatized soldier with a thousand-yard stare.

He’s seen some shit, man.

Trump explains that the war he planned for months actually happened so fast there simply wasn't time to think about evacuating Americans.

To be honest, he kind of took himself by surprise, you see.

I really did think the Riyadh Comedy Festival would help bring peace to the Middle East

Crazed American Fundamentalist Leaders Chant 'Death To Iran,' Launch Holy War Launching Armageddon to bring about the return of Christ is not subject to the War Powers Act.

If. you're not terrified that there are a bunch of apocalyptic fundamentalists commanding troops and actively telling them that the war in Iran is designed to bring about the end times -- you SHOULD be. @doktorzoom.bsky.social @wonkettemedia.bsky.social

From a comic book depiction of the Rapture: Close-up of a guy in blue bell-bottomsa,an improbable leisure suit jacket with sports-jersey stripes on the sleeves, a white guy afro, and a goofy grin. He's looking upward, but at what?

More complete version of the image sure looks like he's staring at the young woman in the foreground, who appears to be experiencing a physical as well as a spiritual rapture.

This dude's goofy face. But we know exactly where he's staring. Male Gaze strikes again, even during the Rapture.

Crazed American Fundamentalist Leaders Chant 'Death To Iran,' Launch Holy War Launching Armageddon to bring about the return of Christ is not subject to the War Powers Act.

This was kind of fun to write, in a sick-making way.

Our midlevel military command structure is now in the hands of people who attend storefront Gospel churches.

Crazed American Fundamentalist Leaders Chant 'Death To Iran,' Launch Holy War
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Screenshot of cat staring at camera, eyes wide

Video would have 5X engagement if this were the thumbnail

YouTube video by Eye Filmmuseum Bits & Pieces Nr. 51 (Le Déjeuner de Minet)

We need to return to featuring long lingering close shots of cats for half a movie’s runtime

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