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Wonkette writer & senior editor I'm just an animal, looking for a home. Retweets do not imply comprehension. Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon. He/him In Idaho, but not of Idaho.

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Post image 09.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 815    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10

every one of these ass-kissing sessions has the cadence of the deathbed

10.11.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 977    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 5

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

09.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3988    πŸ” 1272    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 54
this legislation also includes backpay for federal employees, despite the saber rattling from the White House.

this legislation also includes backpay for federal employees, despite the saber rattling from the White House.

THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER

10.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3130    πŸ” 618    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 15
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I wasn't surprised to see Thornton having another Supercat dream.

But there was a bit of of a WTF moment when I realized he was purring the John Williams theme.

10.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ladies, Dilbert guy has identified the problem.

06.11.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 408    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 2

Elections are like baseball and @spears.bsky.social is the Shohei Ohtani of climate politics, so only fitting for her to sit down with Dave Roberts, the Dave Roberts of climate podcasting.

07.11.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gigantic SUVs are a public health threat. Why don’t we treat them like one? The anti-tobacco playbook could help turn the US public against their beloved oversized cars.

This is a good article, worth reading.

Gigantic SUVs are a public health threat. Why don’t we treat them like one?

The anti-smoking playbook is worth studying and learning from, and is completely applicable to oversized cars.

Via @davidzipper.bsky.social in @vox.com #CarBloat

07.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 901    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 20
Foggy Nelson, Avogato At Law, a fluffy black cat, is curled up in a bathroom sink

Foggy Nelson, Avogato At Law, a fluffy black cat, is curled up in a bathroom sink

These drain clogs get worse and worse

07.11.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 622    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

I still cannot believe that some of the most politically relevant movies of the recent era are the damn Star Wars prequels.

07.11.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

08.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 15013    πŸ” 3225    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 23

[P] The next Democratic Presidential candidate could fund their entire campaign through donations allowing the contributors to come to the White House on Inauguration Day to help tear all Trump's gold shit off the walls

07.11.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Hand written sign at shop reading

β€œWE HAVE”

β€œCHICKEN”
β€œNOODLE”
β€œSOUP”

Hand written sign at shop reading β€œWE HAVE” β€œCHICKEN” β€œNOODLE” β€œSOUP”

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

07.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10258    πŸ” 1472    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 105

Yup, a nice touch!

08.11.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mango

Is now on the new cushion

07.11.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2900    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 3
Heater, a perfect little orange cat, lays on my black cape which is draped on a teal couch. She is sitting in a very silly position with her back left leg (which has a white sock and perfect little pink beans) is tucked underneath her left arm. Her right paw is just kinda dangling. She’s got BIG eyes and a face made of love. She smells like laundry and dreams.

Heater, a perfect little orange cat, lays on my black cape which is draped on a teal couch. She is sitting in a very silly position with her back left leg (which has a white sock and perfect little pink beans) is tucked underneath her left arm. Her right paw is just kinda dangling. She’s got BIG eyes and a face made of love. She smells like laundry and dreams.

how does she manage to be so cute even with the world like this

08.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10843    πŸ” 508    πŸ’¬ 440    πŸ“Œ 31

I will never forget the Toronto Blue Jays relief pitchers sharpie-ing Vesia’s number on their caps during games 6 and 7 of the World Series for as long as I live.

Just a simple act of love and solidarity and sportsmanship so desperately needed in these awful times. Class organization.

07.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 912    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

Clitt Bush

United States, Census, 1940

07.11.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

they call it jury nullification and you’re hearing it more and more. people say you can’t, you can’t nullify, but juries say, stop us. it’s incredible really. can you believe it? jury nullification.

06.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 549    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW: I’m calling on Trump to cancel private jet flights instead of commercial airlines.

Private jet flights often take a single billionaire passenger, but still put real strain on our air traffic control system.

07.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 619    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 18
Color photo of front facade of a small industrial building in red brick, edge of a clay tile roof visible on top. No windows, only a door with a basic surround. All sorts of brickwork going on! Three rows of raised bricks along bottom part, slim would-be quoins at corners above. In blind arch above front door symmetrical pattern of tiles/bricks converging. But real fun is under the deep eaves, with little brick-colored tiles forming flower-like discs and diamonds, some on brick, some on stucco fields.

Color photo of front facade of a small industrial building in red brick, edge of a clay tile roof visible on top. No windows, only a door with a basic surround. All sorts of brickwork going on! Three rows of raised bricks along bottom part, slim would-be quoins at corners above. In blind arch above front door symmetrical pattern of tiles/bricks converging. But real fun is under the deep eaves, with little brick-colored tiles forming flower-like discs and diamonds, some on brick, some on stucco fields.

Color photo of industrial building in OP, showing side facade and tower toward back. Same delightful patterns under eaves. Three tall windows protected by grates. Red clay tile roof above copper gutters/eaves. In the rear a small tower, in same style with circular window.

Color photo of industrial building in OP, showing side facade and tower toward back. Same delightful patterns under eaves. Three tall windows protected by grates. Red clay tile roof above copper gutters/eaves. In the rear a small tower, in same style with circular window.

I don't use the phrase "hardcore whimsy" lightly

07.11.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

This was done to combat Wokeness

07.11.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 382    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
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A hill I will die on is that this is a stupid reason to go to the moon.

06.11.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2
The infamous white house "portrait" of Joe Biden, featuring a photo of an autopen (haw haw haw), but Donald Trump's portrait next to it is replaced with the photo of Trump standing like a lump while others helped a visitor to the oval office who fainted

The infamous white house "portrait" of Joe Biden, featuring a photo of an autopen (haw haw haw), but Donald Trump's portrait next to it is replaced with the photo of Trump standing like a lump while others helped a visitor to the oval office who fainted

🚨BREAKING🚨:

To go along with classy new gold "Walk of Fame" sign, Donald Trump's presidential portrait has also been updated.

07.11.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A nice appreciation of Nancy Pelosi from @doktorzoom.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/nancy-pelo...
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07.11.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And yes, it's homage, not theft; note the "Apologies to Robert Minor" after the signature. Glad our cartoonists know their own history.

07.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in Mr. Wallace's US history class at Flagstaff High when I was in 11th grade (1978-79) would appreciate the homage to this classic 1916 cartoon. Right down to the pose.

www.pritzkermilitary.org/explore/muse...

07.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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A women's soccer star is the target of an anti-trans activist - Outsports Barbra Banda's peers in the NWSL stood up for her when the head of an anti-trans fashion brand tried to demean her.

Transphobes are already targeting the biggest star in women's soccer and baselessly alleging she's a man because she's Black. This is what trans people warned would happen. Gender policing that becomes explicitly racial.

www.outsports.com/2025/11/6/24...

07.11.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1514    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 24
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Opinion | Nancy Pelosi Is an American Political Giant

i think this is a pretty good take on pelosi, who is unquestionably one of the most consequential house speakers in the history of the institution

07.11.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4571    πŸ” 657    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 40

Okay, but it's cheaper.

For less food and lower quality.

But you agree it's cheaper.

Well, yeah, but the two aren't the same

IT'S CHEAPER. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DON'T TRUST THE MEDIA.

07.11.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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