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I think that was same reaction people gave when Jeffrey Toobin masturbated on a zoom call

This would we a great time to announce that the Jaguars are moving to London. England loves a winner.

Mr. President we were only able to find a pallet of sparklers and Black Cat fireworks stand that was completely soaked in the last thunderstorm

I hope that the US learned its lesson in Iraq and aims to uncover weapons of moderate destruction

Have you tried getting your wife pregnant?

Refs called a tight game

They're no Vee Finger

And how about that Chiefaholic robbing those banks. CrAZy

I have decided that I will check this social network periodically.

Anyhow, did you recently see that Obama wore that tan suit?!?!?

The McRib is back at McDonald's and @bassplaysdave.bsky.social still owes us eating 100+ sandwiches

Might be a hint that I do need to get a job.

So I ask you, was Mangione set up? Did the Burger King finally get his revenge on McDonald's and the Mangione family? Do I need a job soon to stop my eventual spiral into madness?

Just do the research.

He tried to get back at Kroc and McDonald's, but to no avail.

As the manhunt went on with no leads, Burger King, by happenstance, was driving through Altoona, PA on business and spotted Mangione.

The King saw his opportunity and dialed 911, claiming he was a McDonald's employee and drove off.

Katz was never prosecuted, but Mangione vowed to never do business with Katz again.

Fearful of the consequences of litigating the survival of a fifth of his empire, Kroc acquiesced and reneged on the King and deprived him of the riches of Camelot.

See Mangione had a real estate land deal with McDonald's that, at the time, covered 17-18% of McDonald's restaurants, GLOBALLY.

Burger King restaurant's buildings were owned by a former contemporary of the elder Mangione, D.S. Katz. Katz embezzled millions from the Mangione family in the 1970s.

The deal was nearing the finish line when, at the best end, Nicolas Mangione, the real estate magnate, told Ray Kroc that, if he were to consummate the deal, Mangione would have to foreclose on and start eviction proceedings all the McDonald's properties.

In 1982, Ray Kroc negotiated a deal with the Burger King to buy his company for $435 million (about $1.4 billion today).

With no evidence, I believe the Burger King called the authorities on Mangione to tarnish the McDonald's name and forever linking being a rat to the international burger franchise.

Here's why:

What if I were to tell you that Luigi Mangione wasn't ratted out to the police by a McDonald's employee? What if Mangione was a patsy in a long-running feud, and the murder of a health care executive was a mere distraction to what really happened during those fateful days?

#Spotify

I'll find love, damnit

Yeah. I wished him a happy bday 3 days ago

Happy Birthday @jagdrummer.bsky.social 🎂

Aren't you in the business of being funny?

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Target shares fell 21% today on reports that women no longer be shoppin

I have decided to join the throngs of people who decided to exodus their old social media accounts to join BlueSky.

Truth Social was getting too liberal over the last few months and hopefully this site will have more like-minded, God fearing patriots. 🫡🇱🇷

Time to read some of my old favorites...