LF Lightning-Barugh

Fol-tiddle-tiddle-I-do, superfluous hair.

Genuinely not. I tried to get a recording.

Been on substance use awareness training today. Someone referred to 'subcuntaneous' injection.

One of the main reasons I don't use AI is that you have to fact-check every single thing it gives you and by the time I do that, I could have just done the research myself.

This was the Jeremy Vine show, I assume?

"elite human capital" says bag of semi-sentient offal.

It's mutual, sweetie. x

We are true professionals. x

So 100k+ people potentially seeking asylum from Dubai. These sound like people with very demanding lifestyles who may not be able to assimilate into our simple make do and mend culture. Plus they’re not used to paying tax.

Porns as a plural is what makes that line, I think. Not 'pornos'. Porns. Beautiful.

I fucking loved The Paradise Club.

After a truly awful last 12 months, I'm struggling to scrap by.

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He's been with AFL both times I've seen him before, and can concur. I'm excited to see Henry Spinetti on drums tonight.

For some reason, my Facebook has been full of AI videos of livestock being stunned recently. I'm worried they know about me bumming that Friesian.

On my way into Cardiff to see Andy Fairweather-Low once again. This time with @alisoneales.com. Due to the car being in for new pads and discs, I am on the train. As a result, I might have a pint or two.

Slightly above and angled. I've known people do them.

Flattering.

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

As a result, my girlfriend and I were banned from every Woolworths.

Did Paddy McAloon have you put out of the recording studio?

I stand corrected.

Oh bloody hell. Nightingales by Prefab Sprout. Side 1 of From Langley Park to Memphis is significant in my emotional history, shall we say. OK. It was what was playing when I lost my virginity. #Forgotten80s

Pan frying? I FRY MY FOOD IN A HILLMAN AVENGER HUB CAP.

Oh Sam, thank you. That means a lot.

Not so bad yourself. X

Interesting story, but the 'writing' reeked of AI.

I love doing @noiseboxradio.com. People I like listen, and hear things they haven't heard before.

It's lovely, isn't it?

Ukulele played by Peter Sellers. Produced by @mikebatt.bsky.social

New York Girls by Steeleye Span.