Top Ten Moments of 2025: Having my cryptid website reported to the police as religious harassment
09.03.2026 03:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Top Ten Moments of 2025: Having my cryptid website reported to the police as religious harassment
09.03.2026 03:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if she tried having his guy arrested for religious persecution for posting her photo, or is it just women?
08.03.2026 02:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rate my Fancy Bitch drink {the pomelo is irrelevant}
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Skanda: why are you covering your face?
Me: Don't wanna get a sunburn
Skanda: You can't get a sunburn walking from the car to the liquor store!
Me: You don't know me or my face π
Normalizing sex in children's spaces makes it easier to talk to kids about sex, which makes it easier to teach kids about sex, which makes it easier to groom kids for sexual abusers
07.03.2026 23:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Is Ace Ventura: Pet Detective the Most American Movie of All Time?
Survey says: unfortunately, yes.
No shit some chick just dropped her whole phone into the ocean trying to get this shot, girrrrrllllll
05.03.2026 01:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You have never seen a happier child
05.03.2026 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We can't let them keep doing this. One of us has to do something
04.03.2026 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You know what really sucks and is actually incredibly triggering? opening a social media app and immediately seeing a post talking about rape
04.03.2026 19:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When one person's vile behavior spreads so far
04.03.2026 19:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why they gotta give me the titty lime
03.03.2026 18:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Google giving out awards for just about every damn thing
01.03.2026 10:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0crowdfund a haircut for Jim Carrey
01.03.2026 03:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, at least I'll save the 160$ from the Uber
28.02.2026 15:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I feel bad for Skanda
I gambled heavily on my flight pass and lost
Now he has to drive me six hours to LA lol
This is the only epstein joke I've ever laughed at
28.02.2026 15:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy fifteen years to my beautiful Princess Steve
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My husband: I hate your cat she's old and stinky and she steals food off my plate if I leave the room
Also my husband: J'ADOREπ€©
I'm sorry I simply cannot comprehend the single screen lifestyle {we have evolved behind single screens} πππ
28.02.2026 03:54 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"Several degrees of nobody" ass bitch lmao
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People who function entirely off a single laptop.
Just raw dogging life with a single portable screen.
how dare you
I cry myself to sleep every night because I'm terrified that my coworkers will discover that I suck at drawing pussy lips
26.02.2026 16:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0idk man people are so invested in their stupidity
26.02.2026 16:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Pojo Kutty: I have successfully kept my prostitution identity separate from my substitute teacher identity
Also Pojo Kutty:
that's literally my point, ya dingus
26.02.2026 16:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The whole fuckin world hates this chick
26.02.2026 16:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no shit Sherlock
26.02.2026 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0People who spend their time using the internet versus people who spend their time making the internet
24.02.2026 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have some bad news for you about the internet
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