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πŸ§…nion Madder

@onionmadder.bsky.social

Autistic. Indie game dev. Government whistleblower. Play my games: https://nodehole.com/

287 Followers  |  860 Following  |  346 Posts  |  Joined: 29.07.2025
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Top Ten Moments of 2025: Having my cryptid website reported to the police as religious harassment

09.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if she tried having his guy arrested for religious persecution for posting her photo, or is it just women?

08.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rate my Fancy Bitch drink {the pomelo is irrelevant}

08.03.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skanda: why are you covering your face?

Me: Don't wanna get a sunburn

Skanda: You can't get a sunburn walking from the car to the liquor store!

Me: You don't know me or my face πŸ˜’

07.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Normalizing sex in children's spaces makes it easier to talk to kids about sex, which makes it easier to teach kids about sex, which makes it easier to groom kids for sexual abusers

07.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is Ace Ventura: Pet Detective the Most American Movie of All Time?

Survey says: unfortunately, yes.

05.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No shit some chick just dropped her whole phone into the ocean trying to get this shot, girrrrrllllll

05.03.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You have never seen a happier child

05.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We can't let them keep doing this. One of us has to do something

04.03.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what really sucks and is actually incredibly triggering? opening a social media app and immediately seeing a post talking about rape

04.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When one person's vile behavior spreads so far

04.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why they gotta give me the titty lime

03.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Google giving out awards for just about every damn thing

01.03.2026 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crowdfund a haircut for Jim Carrey

01.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, at least I'll save the 160$ from the Uber

28.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel bad for Skanda

I gambled heavily on my flight pass and lost

Now he has to drive me six hours to LA lol

28.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the only epstein joke I've ever laughed at

28.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy fifteen years to my beautiful Princess Steve

28.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My husband: I hate your cat she's old and stinky and she steals food off my plate if I leave the room

Also my husband: J'ADORE🀩

28.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry I simply cannot comprehend the single screen lifestyle {we have evolved behind single screens} πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

28.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Several degrees of nobody" ass bitch lmao

28.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People who function entirely off a single laptop.

Just raw dogging life with a single portable screen.

how dare you

27.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I cry myself to sleep every night because I'm terrified that my coworkers will discover that I suck at drawing pussy lips

26.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk man people are so invested in their stupidity

26.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pojo Kutty: I have successfully kept my prostitution identity separate from my substitute teacher identity

Also Pojo Kutty:

26.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's literally my point, ya dingus

26.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The whole fuckin world hates this chick

26.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no shit Sherlock

26.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People who spend their time using the internet versus people who spend their time making the internet

24.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have some bad news for you about the internet

24.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0