🧅nion Madder

Today is the day I officially hit my stalker's American lawyer with sanctions for presenting false evidence.

I'm sorry you've only been a lawyer for six months, but you know damn well you can't lie to a judge because you wanna fuck your client 🙄

Being a male sex pest that only hits on trans women is now called Gender Affirming Care @slamcunningham.bsky.social

"gender affirming care" from a bi cis man is the most insulting shit, what the eff is your mental issue

translation: I leave cis women alone because I know they'll vomit at the sight of me

Raging Transphobe @slamcunningham.bsky.social after being called out for calling dozens of trans women ugly for being my friend:

"Obsessive" is what the truth looks like when it's been ignored long enough to become a weapon.

People that cannot produce success will instead produce controversy.

last night I told Skanda he's lucky to be part of the Madderverse and he laughed and at me so I told him that wasn't very Onioncore of him

backordered, darling. You'll be the first to know when it arrives ❤️

Welcome to Cunty Watergate.

Where the coverup was uglier than the crime.

We as Queer Autists owe it to The Man to irk the shit out of them at every turn.

If we don't constantly force them to check themselves, who will?

If I as a pro se Plaintiff submit a motion and it doesn't give six bar certified attorneys heartburn, is it even worth it?

The most offensive part of discovering a government coverup is how incredibly inept they are at it.

I can think of at least three ways of altering these docs that would have looked less like a third grader changing an F to a B.

Submitting a 77 page federal complaint naming four sitting judges with charges of record tampering and conspiracy, *and* having the summons issued in within 5 hours of receipt...

Perhaps one of my greatest personal achievements.

Hot cup of coffee: check

Hot stack of summons fresh off the printer: double check

@slamcunningham.bsky.social what's the matter, Cuntingham?

don't wanna attack me on a platform where you don't have thousands of followers to send me death threats at your behest?

people find me to be overwhelming, but they also find me to be 1. funny 2. charming, and 3. great at kissing them gently on the forehead and calling them a good boy

look ma, no hands!

My public high school in 1999: here is a book with every single attending student's name, home address, and phone number

Dramatic people in 2025: saying my name out loud is doxxing and harassment and I'm currently in fear for my life

broke: crowdfunding a bus ticket to your next basement gig

bespoke: finding 12 bucks in the pocket of your pink jeans

new game idea: Whack a Weasel

stick a bunch of social media "Marxists" in a box and bonk em on the head with a mallet when they try to escape

court said my vibe was inadmissable? uncalled for.

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Oniony Disappointment

@slamcunningham.bsky.social

Nice ironic use of the flag for your background after spending months attacking immigrants and trans women!

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