's Avatar

@carlfnelson.bsky.social

Seattle-based freelance storyboard artist/illustrator. Hater to waiter pipeline. Former Pizza Pie Maker Guy.

131 Followers  |  98 Following  |  176 Posts  |  Joined: 20.08.2023  |  2.2401

Latest posts by carlfnelson.bsky.social on Bluesky

Don’t ever let me hear you say that you think your ideas are not good enough. This is your competition.

05.08.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly unrelated, but one of the funniest moments in Sarah Wynn-William’s β€˜Careless People’ is watching a room full of high-profile nitwits throw a game of Catan to Mark Zuckerberg, and he doesn’t even notice.

05.08.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A foundational principle of liberalism is believing that awful people in your social circlesβ€”coworkers, your parents at the Thanksgiving table, Democratsβ€” are really good at heart and would totally not vote against your very fundamental human rights if they just played a game of Catan with you.

05.08.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1259    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 17

what have i become
my swedish friend
hersgebergsh bork bork
bork bork bork
in the end

05.08.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Two vendors for Real Change newspaper @realchangenews.bsky.social have been detained by ICE. www.instagram.com/p/DM8l7WihtP...

04.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT must be a godsend to these folks’ press teams.

02.08.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nelson is β€˜moderate’ in the sense that spicy food gives me β€˜moderate’ diarrhea.

02.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now reading the Mushroom at the End of the World, and holy fuck does this book ramp up quick

02.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I am BEGGING Seattle's ruling political class to find a line of attack against progressives other than "this bitch is Sawant!"

Bonus points to this ad for citing a PubliCola piece that does NOT back up its claim, but rather is about a poll done by this group testing exactly this message

01.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7
Post image

Words cannot describe how much I despise the NYT: Two years later, after the damage has been done, after they ran cover for the most despicable crime of the 21st century, now they report on this…with the framing of how it effects Israel’s reputation.

31.07.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A detail of a photo of various US Senators with Benjamin Netanyahu, including Maria Cantwell, who is circled.

A detail of a photo of various US Senators with Benjamin Netanyahu, including Maria Cantwell, who is circled.

Cantwell, meanwhile, can eat shit and get primaried

31.07.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Alright GIF ALT: Alright GIF

🀣 talk about barking up the wrong tree. CM Rinck just won her election with more votes than any Seattle elected official ever. But you go Sara

31.07.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s time we bring back the war on golf.

31.07.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like Seattle should have a three strikes law for fail-sons: like, if you’re a third generation cheeseburger fortune heir, and you still haven’t made your shitty marketing business work for anyone but your grandpa’s company, you should get a little jail time, right?

30.07.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not in this article, but it’s also very funny to see media trying to blame the likely mayor elect for a crime committed under the watch of an ex cop mayor.

30.07.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

New York is one of the safest cities in the United States. This is a β€œtrend” of two people.

30.07.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, staring at the wall with blistering confidence: β€œHow hard can it be to write an episode of this Doctor Who show people like? So what if I’ve never seen an episode?”

30.07.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Cheeseburger Prince of Seattle has some thoughts about addiction, y’all.

30.07.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

I agree with Marjorie Taylor green and you know how crazy that makes me

29.07.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

"The man who is not yet mayor is to blame for a shooting that happened under the watch of an ex-cop mayor who's thrown every available dollar at the NYPD," insists sex pest

29.07.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7383    πŸ” 1974    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 41

We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.

29.07.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13408    πŸ” 4508    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 123

Very nice to see liberals deciding after two years that genocide is (in fact) bad. At this point, I’ll take it.

29.07.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my God

28.07.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
At Eleventh Hour, Enablers of Israel's Mass Starvation of Gaza Do 'Reputational Damage Control' | Common Dreams U.S. and European leaders shift rhetoric, call for humanitarian aid. Gaza in famine, children at risk. Will the U.S. continue to support Israel's actions? #EndTheBlockade #FreePalestine

In May 2024, "Clinton said students who oppose Israel's policies in Gaza and the West Bank 'don't know very much.'"

"Clinton and a number of European leaders are speaking out now because Israel has already 'carried out their final solution.'"
#Gaza #Palestine #Israel #USA #Genocide

27.07.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 642    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 51

for the sake of people’s lives

I suppose we should just welcome the liberals who have finally decided that mass murder is bad

28.07.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the institutions have failed. Rather than continued expressions of shock and disbelief, we need to come to grips with what has happened and where we're at.
No one is coming to save us. All meaningful resistance will have to be grassroots efforts.
Time to choose the hill you will die on.

26.07.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you look at the Epstein story through the lens of his victims and their life stories you get a story about every powerful institution in public life failing on any measure of accountability but repeatedly being outmatched by the courage of teenagers, sex workers, and runaways

24.07.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7490    πŸ” 1748    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 41

Noem let those girls die with search and rescue teams sitting on their hands waiting for authorization

22.07.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5228    πŸ” 1697    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 55

"He's such a good manager, he's the optimim manager, in how he manages in a way that protects himself while hurting everyone else. We wish he would borrow some qualities from Wilson though, like ideas and morals, but she doesn't know how to manage a big city!"

This is like when NFL coaches draft

19.07.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@carlfnelson is following 20 prominent accounts