Tater Tot Thotdish

When we arrived at the bridge a few minutes ago, there was another guy there for the exact same reason. 😭😂 He took a picture for us and we returned the favor.

Found ourselves in Chicago for a few days. If you think I’m NOT visiting the site of the Dave Matthew’s Band Bridge Incident of August 8th, 2004 you are SORELY MISTAKEN. Our boat tour boards in 40 minutes. 🫡

Asking my partner what I should wear to meet my half-siblings for the first time.

“Pants and a shirt, probably a bra to be respectful.”

“This is very helpful, thank you.”

“And a cape. We need to get you a cape. They need to know that you are regal! And powerful!”

I *may* have thought finding my biological family would be a little harder than logging on to 23andMe for the first time since 2013 and looking at my messages. 😂 Nope! It’s been a weird day, but I’m looking forward to meeting them this weekend. I also found an uncle. Everyone has been very nice!

Did not have “finding four of my biological half-siblings and scheduling a coffee meetup” on my Bingo card for today, but here we are. It has been a wild 12 hours. 😅

Absolutely incredible turn out at MN State Capitol! #HandsOff

#HandsOff Minnesota showing up strong!

Trump tariffs hit uninhabited islands in Australian sub-Antarctic territory There are no people in the Heard and McDonald Islands, but there are plenty of seals, penguins and other birds.

Did they just use AI to generate a list of countries and slap it on some poster board? Now I wish I’d tried to generate the Cybertruck-hotdish photo weeks ago; I could have sent them a visual to let them know how genuinely dumb that idea would be.

Bobby Hill kicking Elon in the sack while screaming “That’s my social security! I don’t know you!”

However, my kid definitely came through for me with my sign idea.

My boyfriend asked if I could generate a “more Minnesotan” image for a protest sign than a giant block of cheese crushing a Cybertruck. AI most definitely did not deliver.

Ope.

No, you’re right. If I’m ever kidnapped and disappeared by the government to be tortured thousands of miles away from my loved ones, the thing I’m going to be the *most* upset about is having my image captured without my consent. Thank you for bringing this valuable contribution to the discourse.

Congratulations on diluting the discourse and making me so mad on the goddamn internet at 6:30am that I am PARTICIPATING, god help me.

If I’m kidnapped and disappeared by the government, I’m definitely going to be THE MOST outraged about being a prop in some horseshit propaganda video (that might give my loved ones a clue as to my whereabouts.)

Yeah, obviously everything about this is dehumanizing, but she genuinely expects that people are going to observe the kidnapping and torture of human beings and immediately think “oh, I bet these men didn’t give their PERMISSION TO BE FILMED.”

Ma’am.

I doubt these men gave their consent to be kidnapped and disappeared, but sure, using their images without permission is definitely the issue we should be focusing on while they’re being tortured thousands of miles away from their loved ones. “Isn’t even legal.” Are you for fucking real?

“The best technical minds looking at how this happened”

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

If you still have any doubts about how quickly we may be making the leap to deporting citizens to hard labor camps for even *peacefully* protesting, let me assure you that it’s just around the corner.

He was standing up and banging the drum. 😬😬 I was getting dizzy just watching him!

But hey we got Crunch! With no boxing gloves this time.

At the Wolves vs. Pacers game and hot damn these refs are GARBAGE.

Wow, that sounds terrible. If only someone could do something about this.

Today it's Palestine, tomorrow it's "gender ideology", the next day it's the Luigi Mangione meme you liked on Instagram

IS THIS HOW YOU SEE US, BUSINESS INSIDER? I’m perimenopausal and I don’t have to take this shit from someone who pulled their sources from a time capsule buried in 2008. 😩

Michael Grady: "McDaniels is elated" - 😂