Ahem, *taps mic" DAMN STRAIGHT
12.11.2025 01:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@msmaladjust.bsky.social
Married. Mom of two. Classically trained. Rage-y. Neurospicy. Big giant nerd. Big giant reader. Just a big giant, really.
Ahem, *taps mic" DAMN STRAIGHT
12.11.2025 01:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youtube.com/shorts/-5YmR...
SEND HELP
I'm not gonna tell you not to take it. But it was an absolutely miserable experience for me. Dm if you want the dirty deets
29.10.2025 22:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like it might be a circle of stars?
29.10.2025 20:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I KNEW IT
29.10.2025 20:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How does a person know if they would make a good dom? Is it an instinctual thing? An "anyone could learn" kind of thing? Do you have to have a existing inclination? Is there a script to follow?
29.10.2025 20:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Help
16.10.2025 23:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Four has joined him and they've discovered the speech to text tool
16.10.2025 23:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Husband has now given an old phone to Seven so he can send us messages. I've gotten a barrage of nonsense just in the last twenty minutes, accompanied by the sound of absolutely unhinged laughter coming from the other room
16.10.2025 23:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@mishacollins.bsky.social
I know this is old but it's new to me and it's made me love Misha Collins EVEN MORE
Library!
16.10.2025 20:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't wait to read this! β€οΈ
16.10.2025 15:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*fart noise*
12.10.2025 01:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But also...same β€οΈ
12.10.2025 01:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aw yisssssss
12.10.2025 01:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HELL YEAH
10.10.2025 16:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youtube.com/shorts/Rgn5X...
This is the truest shit I've ever seen
Husband just came up to Four while she was watching TV and told her she looks cute today (she does) and she responded by trying to bite him, so apparently it's genetic
03.10.2025 12:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My executive function has always sucked, having children didn't magically improve that.
25.09.2025 21:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now that Four is in preschool, I have about three hours to myself four mornings a week, and I don't get a damn thing done. I sit on the couch and stare into space because my brain is fried and I don't know how to think coherent thoughts anymore
25.09.2025 21:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"I'm a SAHM but I'm not lazy!" My sister in cripes, I'm so happy for you, but I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Fully Functioning Human until about 4:30pm
25.09.2025 21:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'd be curious to hear from other ND stay-at-home-moms, because all these "look at all the shit I accomplish while my kids are at school" videos are wellsprings of shame and guilt for me
25.09.2025 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My executive function doesn't function, and having children didn't suddenly change that
25.09.2025 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I sit on the couch and stare into space because my brain is fried, and I don't remember how to think coherent thoughts
25.09.2025 21:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have spent the majority of the last seven years touched out and overstimulated, such that on the rare occasions I'm home by myself I not only don't do chores, I don't do ANYTHING
25.09.2025 21:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"I'm a SAHM and I work my ass off while my kids are relaxing"
My sister in Christ I'm so happy for you, but I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Fully Functioning Human Being until about 4:30pm
Hahaha, I certainly will
25.09.2025 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hang on I'll grab one
25.09.2025 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0