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Sarah Pretz

@msmaladjust.bsky.social

Married. Mom of two. Classically trained. Rage-y. Neurospicy. Big giant nerd. Big giant reader. Just a big giant, really.

39 Followers  |  26 Following  |  168 Posts  |  Joined: 09.01.2025  |  2.4155

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Ahem, *taps mic" DAMN STRAIGHT

12.11.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Honeybadger vs Elephant - Ozzy Man Reviews
YouTube video by Ozzy Man Reviews Honeybadger vs Elephant - Ozzy Man Reviews

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SEND HELP

05.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not gonna tell you not to take it. But it was an absolutely miserable experience for me. Dm if you want the dirty deets

29.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like it might be a circle of stars?

29.10.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I KNEW IT

29.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How does a person know if they would make a good dom? Is it an instinctual thing? An "anyone could learn" kind of thing? Do you have to have a existing inclination? Is there a script to follow?

29.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Help

16.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Four has joined him and they've discovered the speech to text tool

16.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Husband has now given an old phone to Seven so he can send us messages. I've gotten a barrage of nonsense just in the last twenty minutes, accompanied by the sound of absolutely unhinged laughter coming from the other room

16.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@mishacollins.bsky.social
I know this is old but it's new to me and it's made me love Misha Collins EVEN MORE

16.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Library!

16.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to read this! ❀️

16.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*fart noise*

12.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But also...same ❀️

12.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw yisssssss

12.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH

10.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
coming home to a wife who's been with the kids all day #shorts
YouTube video by Shawn & Andrew coming home to a wife who's been with the kids all day #shorts

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This is the truest shit I've ever seen

08.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Husband just came up to Four while she was watching TV and told her she looks cute today (she does) and she responded by trying to bite him, so apparently it's genetic

03.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My executive function has always sucked, having children didn't magically improve that.

25.09.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that Four is in preschool, I have about three hours to myself four mornings a week, and I don't get a damn thing done. I sit on the couch and stare into space because my brain is fried and I don't know how to think coherent thoughts anymore

25.09.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm a SAHM but I'm not lazy!" My sister in cripes, I'm so happy for you, but I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Fully Functioning Human until about 4:30pm

25.09.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be curious to hear from other ND stay-at-home-moms, because all these "look at all the shit I accomplish while my kids are at school" videos are wellsprings of shame and guilt for me

25.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My executive function doesn't function, and having children didn't suddenly change that

25.09.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sit on the couch and stare into space because my brain is fried, and I don't remember how to think coherent thoughts

25.09.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have spent the majority of the last seven years touched out and overstimulated, such that on the rare occasions I'm home by myself I not only don't do chores, I don't do ANYTHING

25.09.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm a SAHM and I work my ass off while my kids are relaxing"
My sister in Christ I'm so happy for you, but I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Fully Functioning Human Being until about 4:30pm

25.09.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha, I certainly will

25.09.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hang on I'll grab one

25.09.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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