π€― this is terrifying. Please excuse me while I go figure out if my nephew knows how to read properly.
12.11.2025 20:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@reluctantemmy.bsky.social
π€― this is terrifying. Please excuse me while I go figure out if my nephew knows how to read properly.
12.11.2025 20:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm assuming the drone show wasnβt rented by the university but it was fully a Pepsi thing and App just had input in the other content.
07.11.2025 13:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
18.10.2025 17:52 β π 17164 π 3288 π¬ 173 π 138Oh boy is #rapturetok triggering for those of us who grew up evangelical.
Story time! My first real panic attack was at 8 years old when I thought my parents had been raptured (they were next door) after a screening of a Billy Graham movie.
Days before the 2019 opener, App State assistant Shawn Clark convinced the staff to hike "The Knob." They won, so they did every game week, including when he became head coach. I did it with them once.
An incredibly nice guy. He loved App so much. RIP. www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.
18.09.2025 23:46 β π 33452 π 7601 π¬ 694 π 263[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
While I understand the discourse isnβt always nuanced, the AE jeans campaign is giving tone deaf marketing execs that didnβt listen to the perpetually online staff who objected.
Sending wine to that millennial woman who has been texting the group chat βI freaking told him!β
Really didnβt think weβd be replaying my senior year of high school the year I turn 40.
22.06.2025 02:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At the moment there are exactly 3 types of posts:
- Fuck fascist ICE
- Israel commandeered Greta Thunbergβs aid ship
- THE TONYS!!!
there are queens and then there's the woman who made sure the scathing songs about her ex were so iconic that his whole career would be defined by them
happy birthday to human goddess stevie nicks β¨
Has anyone considered the possibility that they legit think they are negotiating with China, but are actually the prank victims of a drive-time morning zoo radio program in Shanghai?
28.04.2025 17:25 β π 1470 π 287 π¬ 53 π 25i'm so sorry but the pope cannot be a name I doodled on my notebook approximately 396 times in the eighth grade
21.04.2025 20:49 β π 212 π 12 π¬ 15 π 1Sometimes I donβt think we can get any dumber takes on manufacturing and then some dumb blue checkmark proves me wrong.
07.04.2025 21:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cory Booker as he breaks Strom Thurmond's speaking record: "I'm not here because of his speech. I'm here despite his speech. I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people are more powerful."
01.04.2025 23:24 β π 18033 π 3449 π¬ 185 π 246Catharsis.
01.04.2025 22:22 β π 381 π 40 π¬ 2 π 1Congrats on the new gig!
31.03.2025 02:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Truth Social is where the man who thinks he runs the country announces his latest move. X is where the man who actually runs the country gets his ideas for the president's next move. Threads is where people proudly resist both of them by patronizing a different billionaire who agrees with whatever the president says. Bluesky is where people are absolutely furious with the president's latest move and know exactly who to blame: the headline writers at the New York Times. Facebook is where people think the president's latest move was opening a casino for dolphins in Gaza with Jesus and they love it.
who's on what platform, 2025 edition
21.03.2025 14:20 β π 3964 π 809 π¬ 102 π 116Anecdotal, but I'm definitely noticing an uptick in advocacy for violence here. About which I'll say only this: Promoting violence on social media is the work of trolls and fools, those eager to bait others into implicating themselves in the age of surveillance or fools rushing to the gulag.
16.03.2025 18:07 β π 7606 π 1642 π¬ 468 π 264There is much and mounting evidence that Trump loyalists know he's done grave damage to the economy already. Which means they knew they were lying about the strong Biden economy they inherited, and will be lying intentionally, too, about the Trump recession when it comes.
10.03.2025 17:05 β π 490 π 138 π¬ 16 π 6Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.), who has been one of the most vocal critics of his partyβs approach to Trump, said in an interview that the spectacle from Democrats was βsad AF.β Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.) said that while he understands βthe emotion behindβ such outbursts, they are βnot my style.β In an illustration of how sharply Democrats are split over how to take on Trump, one of the partyβs rising stars, Rep. Maxwell Frost (D-Florida), said his colleaguesβ rowdiness on Tuesday was the point. He was among a group of Democrats who departed before the end of Trumpβs speech. βIt is rude. It is disrespectful,β he said. βThat was the whole point of it β to disrespect him.β
This is literally the problem: We NEED to be rude. We need emotion. These fuckers are destroying democracy & hurting people; our elected Democrats *should* be pissed. When they're not, they're essentially gaslighting the rest of us. www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
06.03.2025 16:19 β π 2573 π 553 π¬ 162 π 44"Itβs the 12th highest monthly job cuts total in the 32 years Challenger has been tracking them.
"The 11 others (4 came during the Covid pandemic) all occurred when the US was in a recession..."
www.cnn.com/2025/03/06/e...
no matter how long I live I'll never get over the fact that Charmin turned "does a bear shit in the woods" into a successful marketing campaign
02.03.2025 03:52 β π 4253 π 274 π¬ 130 π 14Very interesting interview. Britain has always had smart spies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FocQ...
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
10.02.2025 02:16 β π 18163 π 3058 π¬ 193 π 172Five years ago Shawn Clark took over coaching his alma-mater fresh off a Top 20 finish. After missing a second bowl game in the last three seasons, Clark got canned. Where did it go wrong?
08.02.2025 03:47 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0The past several days have proven without a shadow of a doubt that Project 2025 is real and underway.
And those who warned America about it were right.