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Pachyderm. Rarely noticed. Big. #RejoinEU #RejoinSingleMarket #BrexitTheElephant (Parodyโ€ฆ obvs) Created by @andrewhesselden.bsky.social with help of Artificial Intelephants #FBPE

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Brexit the Elephant is very excited to be travelling to Brussels, capital of ๐Ÿบ Beer, Chips ๐ŸŸ and Chocolate ๐Ÿซ and of course one of the homes of the European Parliament ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ.

โ€œI wonder if anyone will notice me in Brusselsโ€ he sighed.

โ€ฆstill feeling invisible in Westminster.

#BrexitTheElephant

18.09.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Woo hoo! 3,000 ele-followers.
Thank you ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜ โ™ฅ๏ธ
#BrexitTheElephant

18.09.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Are you following #BrexitTheElephant? @brexitelephant.bsky.social

27.03.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent work @libdems.org.uk

So ele-excited to see politicians really beginning to talk more about the damage Brexit has caused. ๐Ÿ‘

#BrexitTheElephant.

10.09.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.09.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent work @libdems.org.uk

So ele-excited to see politicians really beginning to talk more about the damage Brexit has caused. ๐Ÿ‘

#BrexitTheElephant.

10.09.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woo hoo! Iโ€™ve got 3,000 followers!
A big ele thank you! ๐Ÿ˜ โ™ฅ๏ธ

04.09.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ™ฅ๏ธ

04.09.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yesterday #BrexitTheElephant was at the impressive Escuela de Arquitectura in Granada with @savefom.bsky.social for Day 1 of @fomatplay.bsky.social congress.

โ€œI noticed the B_____ word on the agenda quite a lotโ€ฆโ€, he mused, quietly pleased ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง UK gov is starting to realise mobility needs fixing.

04.09.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œIโ€™ll never understand why British politicians took everyoneโ€™s Freedom of Movement away. Did they realise what they were doing?โ€. ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜

#VoicesofLostFOM #SaveFOM
#BrexitTheElephant
#fomatplay

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02.09.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brexit the Elephant is in Granada ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ this week with @savefom.bsky.social at @fomatplay.bsky.social finding out how losing Freedom of Movement after Brexit has affected people all across Europe.

โ€œยกEspaรฑa me encanta!โ€ he reflected, suddenly realising that he was thinking in Spanish.

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02.09.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brexit, the Elephant is in his kayak in the River Thames in London ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.

โ€œIโ€™d better not lose the paddleโ€, he thought.

โ€œOtherwise Iโ€™d be like the Government is on Brexit โ€”up the creek without a paddleโ€

#VoicesofLostFOM #SaveFOM
#RejoinEU
#BrexitTheElephant

26.08.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Will you be there on 18 October for the 4th Annual Rejoin March?

Find out more at marchforrejoin.co.uk

And donโ€™t forget to follow
@marchforrejoin.co.uk for the latest updates.

#VoicesofLostFOM #SaveFOM
#RejoinEU #RejoinMarch
#BrexitTheElephant

25.08.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Brexit the Elephant had to change his mobile phone contract before going away because some of them stopped free EU roaming when Brexit happened.

#BrexitTheElephant #TrunkCalls

23.08.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ˜€๏ธ Brexit the Elephant is getting ready for his summer holidays ๐Ÿ๏ธ by practising standing in long queues.

โ€œI donโ€™t suppose anyone will realise theyโ€™re in this big queue because of meโ€, he mumbled to himself, quietly.

#BrexitTheElephant
#ExitBrexit #SaveFOM

24.04.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thread on solving the 90-in-180 day problem ๐Ÿงต

The solutions to the 90-in-180 day problem are many and varied. Politicians really have **no** excuse for inaction.

Any of the following provide models for solutions or are solutions in themselvesโ€ฆ

16.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

If any industry bodies (music, travel, haulage, sailing, consulting, law, CBI etc ) would like to get behind a campaign to make any of this happen then please contact me as Iโ€™m bringing a few industries together for talks who are interested. My DMs are open and I can set up a time to talk.

16.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

None of these ideas โ€œbreak Schengenโ€ in any way and nor do they require any country to leave the Schengen zone. The detail of how to make these happen is for civil servants and lawyers to work out once politicians decide they want to do it. No idea is โ€œillegalโ€. Laws can be changed if necessary.

16.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

7. Low requirement, low cost visas. Potentially issued instantly and printed out online for certain kinds of traveller.

16.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

6. Automatically issued visas for certain categories of traveller. France has been floating this idea in the Senate and Assemblรฉe Nationale for British property owners, but Iโ€™d prefer more inclusive solutions eg for those who rent homes and for younger people who want to work or study seasonally.

16.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5. Changes to the Schengen Visa Waiver (for example making the 90 days โ€œper visitโ€ or making it 365 in 365). This would solve the problem of a British traveller not being allowed into Italy for a weekend after spending 90 days in France.

16.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

4. Bilateral agreements on visa waivers like the ones New Zealand, Canada, USA and others have. Most of these seem to be from pre-Schengen times but their existence proves their ongoing compatibility with Schengen. Some say they canโ€™t be done. I disagree because most things can be made to work.

16.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

3. Third, a new agreement on FOM of people, rather like Switzerland has. Professor Diego Acosta wrote a paper on this suggesting it as a model for example for UK and Spain to try. Could solve many of the Gibraltar problems.

16.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

2. Second, rejoining the single market. Probably easier and itโ€™s still Brexit but itโ€™s Brexit without any of the problems Brexit has caused.

16.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. First, the big one: rejoining the EU. Solves a lot of problems.

16.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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A very warm Ele-welcome from me, Ursula. Welcome to London.

๐Ÿ˜ โ™ฅ๏ธ

#BrexitTheElephant

24.04.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ™ฅ๏ธ

03.04.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ™ฅ๏ธ

03.04.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ™ฅ๏ธ

03.04.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very happy to!

07.02.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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