US Out Of Chicago

screenshot of a tweet from the texas rangers baseball team depicting a statute of jay banks, a notorious texas ranger law man

the texas rangers just put up a statue of a man (jay banks) well-known for trying to keep schools in texas segregated, despite the passing of brown v. board of education. the statue was originally at dallas’ love field airport before being removed in 2020 (remember those times? lol)

Or any of the leagues? They were like, the fancy card when I was a kid

The lack of league licensing really seals the deal.

Woke 2 is banning Hamilton and The West Wing

Homemade burgers (my secret ingredient is cumin)

*also America

If they come back to Chicago, so help me God...

Hell, I'm happy doing a 13 hour day or a couple of shorter days w/stops. Not only do I love getting off the interstate & poking around, making stops on the drive, I also just enjoy the decompression. For a weekend or cross-country trip, sure, fly, but if I have the time, I wanna feel the distance

I mean, we're great once we get there but the travel part is rough, lol.

Dude. She will intentionally get to the airport early. To have a meal there. Maddening.

Good Times is a solid runner-up

My wife hates driving places and it kills me. I can plan road trip stuff to do but she views it all as a huge hassle until we get to our destination

Southside is the only correct answer

Fuck this, we already have a sweet Polish food day, we need a savory. Everyone take in a nice hot tray of gołąbki to work today. You'll be the office hero.

Do they have a castle in Europe?

Hey, I'm just happy to see the mom from Grounded For Life getting work

The kind of guy who calls gun safety gay minutes before accidentally blowing his own dick off while drunk

Salvation by works, not faith, canon beatfied practitioners, you get food and booze during the service, it's Catholic-coded.

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

Ah, that's disappointing

Barry White? Black.
Frank Black?

All pets gotta have that elaborate full name

Ok, but let's talk about the cheese head

There’s a pretty robust case to make that the Iran Hostage crisis of 1979, the revolution itself, and the policies of the Iranian government towards the US
since, was all blowback from the CIA’s decision to overthrow Mossadegh in 1953. www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/p...

Third prize is you're an schoolgirl who gets blown up

I thought this was second prize

We stan
youtu.be/Wy8Z62dofUU?...

Now that's a headline

Beauregard

2012, according to Wikipedia