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Lisa Umbarger

@imjedi.bsky.social

Founding member of Toadies. Co-host of Jackalope Tales Podcast. Fighting the evil empire in my spare time. #Leguminati

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Latest posts by imjedi.bsky.social on Bluesky

Definitely prefer the demos

04.04.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

31.03.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weโ€™re getting so close

25.03.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9346    ๐Ÿ” 1028    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 457    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86
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Get gargling Nazis.

25.03.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elon is lighting the cars on fire.

19.03.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am now rooting for the third partyโ€ฆThe Asteroid Party. We probably just need a giant reset. My guess is that the T-Rexes were sold out by some short armed MF-er like Chuck Schumer too.

14.03.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@schumer.senate.gov you screwed America. How much did they pay you?

14.03.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any democrat who bends a knee to these fascists can eat a family-sized bag of dicks.

14.03.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck you. Fuck. You. Quit pretending that you want to protect democracy. You sold us out.

14.03.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And no trans-mice

08.03.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s not hard. We canโ€™t kick billionaires in the nuts because they have none. We gotta hit them in their pocketbooks.

08.03.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And we are deeply saddened to see you not only turn your back on a colleague, but help screw over 79 million Americans who are at risk of losing healthcare.

07.03.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaker Johnson's Chief of Staff Hayden Haynes was arrested for a DUI last night after President Trump's address to a joint session of Congress. They backed into a cop car. Seems like they were all pulling a Hegseth.

06.03.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can the rest of the democrats please get all Jasmine Crockett on their asses?

05.03.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We got a crazy idea and called him upโ€ฆhe agreed. Probably the easiest thing about making that record

03.03.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letโ€™s go.

28.02.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Truer words have never been said

28.02.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hit them in the pocketbook. Tomorrow is the first blackout.

27.02.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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F@ck this shaky voiced piece of crap.

27.02.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have they checked the account of the โ€œbig nutโ€ kid that is blowing Elon?

23.02.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We donโ€™t even need to look in Paxtonโ€™s pants to know that he doesnโ€™t have nuts.

21.02.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much sycophanting.

20.02.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's always been the case that "buying" an ebook from amazon was only actually a loan they could rescind at any point, but lately Amazon have gone harder on this, and it is 100% so that they can wipe banned books from your libraries without your consent.

Buy direct from authors. Get your files.

16.02.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7736    ๐Ÿ” 1944    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 245    ๐Ÿ“Œ 135

Feed cleanse.

17.02.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Exactly ๐Ÿ˜ก

17.02.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29594    ๐Ÿ” 7737    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 456    ๐Ÿ“Œ 200
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This is my rescue pup, Pixie. She is a good girl.

17.02.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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