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I can’t believe I have these two in my house

I must be crazy, I spent 5 hours last night making a 63 page world guide for my upcoming D&D campaign.

This is my life now.

Oh, thank you. My feed is going to be insufferable.

I have kittens.

Honestly, that was the best episode of Housewives. A self contained bottle episode that was all drama and laughs.

Y’all, I will be in Epic Universe in 7 days.

I’m 16 episodes behind with Dungeons and Daddies. Thats roughly 24 hours of podcast.

Epic Universe vacation booked.
Its going to be… dare I say it… epic.

AJR is the hipster Imagine Dragons.

Im currently map crafting for a friend.
He gave me just enough information to know I have 1 region map, a town map, a dungeon, and a castle arena. All needed in a week or so. I am going to be busy.

Can someone explain to me how Matt Murdock got all that ass?

I won a game using Halo Fountain.
I need to add this to my resume.

I want everyone to know that 911 is possibly the the second best show on television, the best being The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Tickets secured for the Battle Royale 25th anniversary showing.

I for one can’t wait for the rapture tomorrow. It means the 6pm traffic will be non existent.

I guess the green chihuahua trailer didn’t work so they just gave Kimmel back his show.
This is barely a win.

Disney dropped this Baby Yoda trailer to try to make us forget the Kimmel fiasco. Don’t fall for it.

Slytherin really is the Dallas Cowboys of the wizarding world.

Someone asked me to list off all 28 of my #MTG decks as if I didn’t know each one like the back of my hand.

Its always nice to see a gathering of elder millennial emos all in the same place.
I just need My Chem to take the stage.

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Why does map making take 10 years per map.

Samoa was his testing ground, he tanked the entire island’s vaccination rates by using a tragic event and stoking the fears of the under privileged.

It’s despicable, especially coming from the same person who fought tooth and nail to protect Puerto Rico from arms testing.

One is a professional dungeon master and the other is unemployed.

Thank you for all of your hard work, and keeping Tezzeret alive.

Literally painted like one of the french girls.

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Normalize using a leaf-blower to cool down after doing two hours of yard work in the Florida morning sun.

Gotta mark something off my #MTG bucketlist. I took someone’s turn and won the game with their deck. Look Juan deserved it. He knows what he did.