Nothing more insulting than someone passing me while I’m already speeding, just to get directly in front of me again. That seems personal and now we have beef.

Let this cinnamon loaf sit overnight? Bold of them to assume it'll last the next 10 minutes. #DidntStandAChance #RecipeSchmecipe #OvernightSchmovernight

And then he said, "Well if Trump officials are breaking the law Attorney General Pam Bondi will prosecute them."

And we laughed and laughed and laughed and then cried a lot.

I went to the store the other day and caused a seed display avalanche. If you see me on the news, no you didn’t. #OopsIDidItAgain

Accidentally fell down a rabbit hole of "books to survive the apocalypse." Guess I’m a prepper now. Thanks, Trump. #DystopianReadsForDystopianTimes #TrumpocalypsePrep #LiberalPrepperEnergy

Picture of a Bradford pear tree in bloom

Ahhhhh, the sweet smell of funk. #BradfordPear #TrashTreeSeason #MotherNatureWhy

Gorgeous!

Amazing

This day has been going on for roughly two weeks. #timeisbroken #whyisitstilltoday

While making brunswick stew, I left my husband unattended with the chili flakes and he mistakenly thought it called for the whole bottle. #ThisIsFineButItsNot #SendMilkNotHelp

Went to purchase something that required ID. Instead, the cashier decided to try to GUESS my birth year. She was wrong. I was sad. #RudeButFair #ExistentialCrisisAtCheckout
#LetMeSeeYourManagerButNicely

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Bluesky> threads>Banging your head into the wall > x

Who are all these people? This #ABC coverage is weird. So far it's has-beens and no-names. Do they have to get there early to get a seat or something and the real stars will be there in 2 hours? #CMAs

I need a girl to watch the #CMAs with - my husband isn't that interested in making fun of the outfits. :/

@shaboogity.bsky.social