@hawkeye0110.bsky.social
You people are all nuts... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbwjdzo576ogqcrjfhfzxfrv/feed/aaad5zpt6jjbm
I like my women like I like my coffee...
...without a penis
#nikkilou
02.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who cares anymore...?
18.10.2025 05:49 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0not making excuses...it is what it is
15.10.2025 05:56 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0"Go fuck yourselves!"
...I've missed that saying until now
Question of the day:
What time is this disaster...?
I've never seen anyone save an alcoholic...
15.10.2025 04:40 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I wonder how much I'd weigh if I cut my arms off
11.10.2025 06:14 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0It's important to be vague...
09.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0Anyone who calls themselves a psychic should be thrown into the ocean.
08.10.2025 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When death comes to find me... it'll be on a weekend.
05.10.2025 05:24 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'll believe that we all have an idea of how it shouldn't be...
13.09.2025 08:07 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My computer is starting to creep me out..
#fuckthisplace
Shout out to everyone who thinks they're genius at night, then realize they're idiots in the morning...
22.08.2025 06:40 — 👍 18 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1Wanted:Meteorologist
*must be hot
It's too bad that people are too stupid to understand the fall of the Roman Empire...
14.08.2025 06:20 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This is my barometer....
14.08.2025 06:17 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Jupiter and Venus are staring me down...
11.08.2025 08:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop it
01.08.2025 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She was doing ok until she said "supposably"
01.08.2025 02:08 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.
28.07.2025 19:08 — 👍 394 🔁 123 💬 7 📌 0Really? A fucking salad??
- Julius Caesar coming back to life
always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes
31.07.2025 12:03 — 👍 1034 🔁 239 💬 55 📌 14asking if every piece of graffiti is Banksy
31.07.2025 11:57 — 👍 368 🔁 76 💬 11 📌 0
The cover to the book, "Writing Your Own Program: Creating A Database: Adventure Game." Each line is in its own font. The computer (a black affair with rainbow keys" depicts a scuba diver swimming, handcuffs in hand, as it is attacked by a giant cross octopus; the painted octopus is literally bursting out of the monitor. A tiny little banner in the corner states: "For Commodore 64 And Apple IIe Computers"
Man, 80s computer books made even non-relational databases look fun. (Source.)
31.07.2025 12:05 — 👍 83 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 1best thing about working ungodly hours is the ungodly part
31.07.2025 07:03 — 👍 76 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 0Can’t sleep, too enthralled by various delights
31.07.2025 06:53 — 👍 46 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0Mary Shelley’s Einstein.
31.07.2025 06:25 — 👍 62 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 4Can't open anything anymore without a goddamn jack knife...
31.07.2025 04:37 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah, I know there's a guitar pick down there...
... but like Sasquatch, it decides to remain hidden
