Rudder Sails

Awww, so cute, this toy squeaks!

Cropped picture of a direct-to-DVD movie titled Toys of Terror.

I didn't know they made a movie about @ghostskunk.bsky.social.

Pigtail was such a cute character, and the film had a wonderful score.

That's because you know what's really cool!

I'm an excellent host for tiny friends!

Hey, don't give away my plan!

"You mean the chips?"
"Oh, don't get me started, American."

"Get the large fries!"
"No."
"I want large fries!"
"You never finish them."
"I could!"
"Last time you ate a fry and a half."
"But this time will be different!"

cooking....

otter boi
comm for @fishenthusiast.bsky.social

"Top Scientist KingKuga discovers way to make perfect character even better, audiences advised to prepare for adoration."

;///;

I love them.

I hope they both know I love them too and that they are VERY good boys!

Your best is certainly enough, even if it doesn't feel that way at times. We all struggle with different things, and the fact that you try so much proves how good a heart you have.

You are cherished and loved and appreciated, Orion, and you bring light to the world just like the stars do.

You're incredibly sweet and you care about people a lot. Even when you are tired or busy, you never stop wanting to do your best to the people who matter to you, which is a solid demonstration of your compassion, generosity, and love.

Anyone who calls you a friend should be proud to do so.

*nodding sagely*

Egg Uprising from the yolk-letariat.

Ruby (They/them) with their snout up to the window of a tall building, with someone leaning out the window to pet them.

we have some catching up to do (Jan 2020)

Calling a black woman running for president an "original sin" is such a wild move that really tells a lot about the poster.

Incel levels of "Women don't belong in the Oval Office" energy right there.

Trying to put Wing-It Wednesdays back on my docket, so let's start with something I've done before.

Give me one to three words and I'll make a magic item or spell you might encounter in a tabletop roleplaying game!

#RudderWrites #RudderWIW

He honks the horn and it makes the cartoonish "Awooga" noise.

A tweet from Piedunk, dated September 22, 2021. The apple car from Richard Scarry's Busytown children's book series is depicted, with a tiny Alem edited inside.

Very important callback:

...a humble bar top for everyone else, a grand stage for the kobold!

Kobold will politely inform you that you can take this rock from their hands willingly, or it will be delivered to you at extreme speed.

Kobold doing the Nightcrawler intro to X2: X-Men United (2003) except they succeed.

As an action, you can teleport yourself to the rock's location. This destroys the rock if it's the more common variant, and disables this effect for a day if it's a higher rarity.

However, the discreet nature of this item means a clueless buyer may be simply sold a piece of regular glass. 2/2

Mirror-Shard Pebble

This tiny rock is made of enchanted silvered glass, reflecting light in all directions. It can be thrown, dropped, launched by slingshots or similar weapons, or otherwise placed. Once per hour, you may cast your senses through the rock for up to five minutes. 1/2

If your movement ends with the triggering enemy in range, you attack that enemy, dealing your choice of radiant or a damage type matching your deity instead of physical damage. Finally, if the hit connects, your magic wards your ally, giving that enemy disadvantage against attacking them again. 2/2

Smite the Wicked

This uncommon spell is a favorite among clerics and paladins. As a reaction to an ally being attacked, you may cast this spell and move towards that ally as a free action. If your movement crosses or ends in range of an enemy, that does not provoke attack reactions. 1/2

Trying to put Wing-It Wednesdays back on my docket, so let's start with something I've done before.

Give me one to three words and I'll make a magic item or spell you might encounter in a tabletop roleplaying game!

#RudderWrites #RudderWIW