@tremendouslyok.bsky.social
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Somewhere out there someone whoβs the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
13.11.2025 16:26 β π 4581 π 1113 π¬ 47 π 45Is that what you are after climbing the blood Guts Aggro Crag?
13.11.2025 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pizzagate: If you replace the word βhot dogβ with βlittle boyβ and βpizza partyβ with βchild sex orgy,β you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
a stray dog stands in a bushy area. the dog is blue with golden eyes. he looks majestic as he stares off into the distance.
a group of 4 dogs rest together in a bushy area. two of the dogs are tan, one is black, and the last is blue with long, scruffy fur.
a blue dog is mid-step as he walks through brush.
Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all
10.11.2025 21:09 β π 2598 π 367 π¬ 73 π 36It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
10.11.2025 10:54 β π 17899 π 7014 π¬ 123 π 208Jokes on you because I can't tell Nick and Matt apart to know whose arm I should look at.
21.10.2025 20:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0$100 is worth it for a game narrated by Leonard Nimoy.
16.10.2025 00:12 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WHEN THEREβS TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No oneβs ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THEREβS NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
*somebody in Ohio opening their stolen loot* "What the fuck..."
09.10.2025 21:08 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Guy's coming right on me!"
07.10.2025 09:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're into Warhammer AND Magic? That's a bigger monetary flex than driving a Bugatti.
11.09.2025 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Didn't MTG and others say that the government could control hurricanes last year? That means Trump could just steer this away from Florida, since he would have control of that hurricane tech now.
12.08.2025 18:09 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bam Margera has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn
24.07.2025 16:10 β π 67 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."
09.07.2025 11:22 β π 6142 π 2080 π¬ 54 π 141hi i'm ben your ai chatbot
21.05.2025 07:20 β π 881 π 274 π¬ 40 π 22Bro, the King can teleport and has serial killer vibes. Keep an eye on him.
19.05.2025 16:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 04 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
17.05.2025 01:12 β π 23282 π 9499 π¬ 385 π 535find your niche
13.05.2025 14:02 β π 10339 π 2554 π¬ 50 π 206The biggest sign of how catastrophically the X brand has failed is that in Kanye Westβs Heil Hitler song he still calls it Twitter
10.05.2025 23:18 β π 8888 π 1199 π¬ 34 π 31This is the only MAHA I care about
08.05.2025 00:00 β π 606 π 124 π¬ 9 π 5Thereβs a tornado warning for the Texas town with the worldβs largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
20.04.2025 01:20 β π 5216 π 1028 π¬ 75 π 81Did you find Peter Forsberg's name on there and scratch it off?
17.04.2025 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Graph of childhood blood lead levels
We're almost out, we just have to hold on for a few more years and we can fix things
12.04.2025 17:40 β π 5477 π 671 π¬ 96 π 68Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
09.04.2025 18:40 β π 20822 π 6308 π¬ 24 π 77i don't want to get political but i think pee wee herman was right to jack off in that jack off theater
08.04.2025 04:45 β π 1850 π 224 π¬ 25 π 10slut test (male ) Q1: have you ever been sucked off wearing a Tuxedo
08.04.2025 09:21 β π 2822 π 309 π¬ 40 π 27