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The plot of Captain America: Winter Soldier hits different now than it did back in the Obama years. Hovering weapons platforms that can kill anyone the boss wants…

Doesn’t bode well for Nashville

He can put mine in the snap emergency fund right quick

It’s from another school, you wouldn’t know it.

One of the stories I saw said he had $2 million bail. The sheriff wasn’t the only one in on that.

The aesthetic isn’t the problem dumbass. That’s just for making fun of him.

idk, drugs might be cheaper than candy this year

The poll choices are dictating the answers and saying a lot about the thought process of the person who wrote them. Men and women both control distribution of sex because they make individual decisions.

I bet that’s where Noel is getting her jets and ice is getting their weapons and recruits.

I have become convinced that the tariffs are actually his slush fund. Is anyone keeping track of that money? Was it allotted in the budget?

Is this textbook symbolism or foreshadowing? Can it be both?

Someone should ask him if he is aware that Argentina isn’t a state. I think it’s a legit question at this point

Trying to skip commercials, we gonna clear your whole list and mark them read

Don’t like this podcast? Well now you don’t get the next here in your queue either

I would like to have a word with the person who thought it was a good idea to add the ability to fast forward through multiple podcasts instead of just the active one

Don’t tease me. I believed the stories last time and my heart was broken.

The idea that he doesn’t know these things is dereliction of duty. Can you impeach a speaker? I assume that’s up to his district voters but one can daydream

Why are fat jokes okay here?

Wait how do you say it then? I’ve been in Nashville for 30 years and I’ve always heard it said exactly like it is spelled

So we are all good with fat jokes and body shaming now? Great

Seems like your kind of joke actually

My son was with me and I don’t think he believed me. In some ways I wish he could have known me in my 20’s before I became a cautious nag

Then it occurred to me I looked like that back then too. Not actor level looks, but young and not fat at least.

Went to see the original Scream again at the theater last night. It was wild looking at all those actors and how young they look.

On behalf of the rest of us… thank you

Have you stopped to talk to a pile of dark laundry thinking it was Saja yet? It will definitely happen if it hasn’t already

This could be how the yogurt became sentient. I’ve read about that happening

Marshmallow

As a person who seems to have permanent sinus problems and a blocked nose I have sympathy for the guy. But damn…

I heard a Weird Al interview where he mentioned his road manager had “no lasagna” on his waiver. Apparently the road manager thought lasagna was too easy to make.